You'll Live Just As Long If You Drink And Smoke

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You'll live just as long if you drink and smoke
Posted on August 4, 2011 - 03:37 by Emma Woollacott




Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.I'm gonna light a cigarette, pour myself a beer and feel smug.
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The latest research shows that diet, exercise, [COLOR=#346200 !important][FONT=inherit !important][COLOR=#346200 !important][FONT=inherit !important]smoking[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] and drinking have no bearing at all - none - on whether we'll live to be very old.
Researchers at New York's Yeshiva University studied a group of 95-and-over Ashkenazi Jews - a particularly uniform bunch genetically. They quizzed them about their lifestyles at age 70, which they reckoned would be pretty representative of the way they'd lived for most of their adult lives.
The 477 participants had their body mass index checked, and spilled the beans about their alcohol consumption, smoking, physical activity, and whether they ate a low-calorie, low-fat or low-salt diet.
The team then compared the answers with the general population.
And you know what? All those poor saps out there going to the gym, eating blueberries and fainting at a whiff of cigarette smoke are totally wasting their time. None of it makes any difference at all.
For the long-lived women in the trial, for example, 27 percent attempted to eat a low-calorie diet - exactly the same as the general population. Booze actually seems to do men good, with 24 percent of the long-lived men consuming alcohol daily, compared with 22 percent of the general population.
And [COLOR=#346200 !important][FONT=inherit !important][COLOR=#346200 !important][FONT=inherit !important]exercise[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] looks frankly bloody dangerous, with only 43 percent of male centenarians risking it, compared with 57 percent of men in the comparison group.
Basically, it seems, long life is all down to the genes.
"In previous [COLOR=#346200 !important][FONT=inherit !important][COLOR=#346200 !important][FONT=inherit !important]studies[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] of our centenarians, we've identified gene variants that exert particular physiology effects, such as causing significantly elevated levels of HDL or 'good' cholesterol," says Dr Nir Barzilai.
"This study suggests that centenarians may possess additional longevity genes that help to buffer them against the harmful effects of an unhealthy lifestyle."
In fact, the only thing that really does seem to make a difference is turning into a real lard-bucket. Being moderately overweight is fine, but only 4.5 percent of male centenarians were obese, as against 12.1 percent of controls. For women, 9.6 percent of centenarians were obese versus 16.2 percent of controls.
If I'd been the author of this study I'd have been breaking out the whiskey and cigars at this point, but these guys seem a bit suspicious of their findings.
"Although this study demonstrates that centenarians can be obese, smoke and avoid exercise, those lifestyle habits are not good choices for most of us who do not have a family history of longevity," says a stern Dr Barzilai.
But they did ask the wrinklies why they thought they'd clung onto the perch for so long - and "most did not attribute their advanced age to lifestyle factors," they report. A third said long life ran in the family; eight percent said it was just good luck.
 
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half my grandparents died in their 50s or so, and my great grand parents probably died younger than that. i'm doomed to die anyway.

but that doesn't mean i feel like being an alcoholic, and i already know i can't grow fat no matter how much i eat.
 
Chivas and heineken best lah joe .... hic .....

drink beer first, then whiskey a few hours later after the first cocktail and dinner with wine. never mix your drinks old fella, or else mei mei will run away with your wallet. worse, no bang yet get a run on your bank.
 
drink beer first, then whiskey a few hours later after the first cocktail and dinner with wine. never mix your drinks old fella, or else mei mei will run away with your wallet. worse, no bang yet get a run on your bank.

S. Rajaratnam died at 89 years of age and E. W. Barker at 80. No worries they both drink and smoke.
 
S. Rajaratnam died at 89 years of age and E. W. Barker at 80. No worries they both drink and smoke.

drink and smoke can last 80 years. drink and drink and drink will only last 8 seconds on an erection. mei mei will pretend to complain but will run away with money.
 
S. Rajaratnam died at 89 years of age and E. W. Barker at 80. No worries they both drink and smoke.

Eddie was a terror drinker.... however last years of his life quite terok .... before passing on ....
 
drink and smoke can last 80 years. drink and drink and drink will only last 8 seconds on an erection. mei mei will pretend to complain but will run away with money.

That's why must do 500 squats every morning for sexual fitness .....
 
Eddie was a terror drinker.... however last years of his life quite terok .... before passing on ....

I used to stay in Bt Timah where my grandpa had a few racehorses. Barker's daughter good friends with my cousin as they both same class. Barker should not drink so much. Best to take glass of wine everyday and beer occasionally. Everything in moderation is best.
 
My grandpa smokes too and died at 88 and my smoker dad at 84. Not bad if one can pass 80 years before dying. My dad passed away in his sleep, lagi best.
 
Hmm... maybe its time for me to increase my usual ciggies ration from one pack a day to 2 daily...
 
Hmm... maybe its time for me to increase my usual ciggies ration from one pack a day to 2 daily...

Not a good thing to do, you should instead reduce as you grow older. Get a pipe man.
 
Not a good thing to do, you should instead reduce as you grow older. Get a pipe man.

Just kidding bro Windsor... In fact I'm trying to cut down on my ciggies... Quit smokin for a month last March but succumbed to the then Election fever and picked up the habit again during during April..
Trying really really hard to fight the urge and I now resorted to chewing sweets during office breaks..
 
Just kidding bro Windsor... In fact I'm trying to cut down on my ciggies... Quit smokin for a month last March but succumbed to the then Election fever and picked up the habit again during during April..
Trying really really hard to fight the urge and I now resorted to chewing sweets during office breaks..

haha then you will put on weight in double quick time, also not good.
 
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