You might be a Filipino if...

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Hey all,

After 8 long years of trying to help the flips, making the mistake of marrying one of them, only to learn (the hard way) that all of the stereotypes, generalizations, and warnings about those people are true, I came up with a fun list of how you know you are a flip. Enjoy.





You might be a flip if:

–You believe that you will go to Hell if you wear a condom, but you think it’s OK to throw your teenage sons/daughters out of the house because you cannot afford to feed their 10 siblings;

–You believe that it is perfectly OK to give or accept bribes while attending church;

–You believe that lying, cheating, stealing, never repaying loans, and taking/giving bribes is a perfectly acceptable way of doing business;

–You believe that anyone with white skin is an “ATM” who “owes” you because he/she is “rich”, and you are “poor”;

–You believe that the world is your urinal—and your spittoon;

–You believe that your “manliness” and “virility” is determined by the number of secret mistresses you have, and the number of children you sire;

–You are not smart enough to know the meaning of the words “virility” and “sire”;

–You believe that you are not obligated to follow any laws—especially traffic laws;

–You will cut in line without any thought of the people who were there long before you arrived;

–You are outwardly religious, but inwardly corrupt;

–You will go out of your way to destroy a neighbor, a relative, or even a friend because he/she is successful and doing well;

–You will steadfastly deny any involvement in some wrongful act (stealing, adultery, etc.) even if you are shown video or photographic evidence that implicates you;

–You outwardly agree with everything that others say, even though you disagree with them inwardly;

–You make promises that you have no intent to fulfill;

–You are full of pride in your nationality, but your heart’s desire is to get the hell out of your country;

–You believe that a boy is magically turned into a “man” when he has part of his dick cut off;

AND…

–You are so full of pride that you are offended by what you are reading, even though it is 100% true.
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But its sounds so familiar like the 60% "whities" lovers!. are you sure they are not from that land..who knows?
 
Thought Pinoy good for waiting tables and Pinay good for sucking cocks ? :D
Wasn't aware they have so many shortcomings :eek:
 
if you believe having a handicap parking pass for all your cars is normal. :rolleyes:

flips are the worst abusers of handicap parking passes in the bay area. go to any flip supermarket, and all handicap parking are taken.
 
blindswordsman said:
What would the Minister for Manpower say if he knew he had allowed scums from the pinoy land to cause havoc in tiny red dot?
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well it's like that...

when they go scooping from the bottom of the bowl of soup, it will be called leftover.

so they decided to scoop from the top. they tot angmoh say is the creme de la creme.

actually it is the scums de la soup when you broth bones and leftover chunks of organs. and what's that sochi say... cow pen1s.
 
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