You may want to read this first before you go for retraining proposed by gahmen.

[A Singaporean]

*WHO IS BALAKRISHNAN KUPPUSAMY?*

During work, Raman and Muthu were chatting.

*Raman*: Muthu, do you know I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now. And I have an exam next week.
*Muthu*: Wow!
*Raman*: One really learns a lot you know.
For example, do you know who is Alexander Graham Bell?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night classes you’ll know this.

The next day, same discussion again.
*Raman*: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is the author of ‘The 3 Musketeers’ and other books.
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Next day, once again...
*Raman*: Do you know who William Shakespeare is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is so famous, he wrote ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and so many beautiful stories!
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Then a very annoyed and irritated Muthu asked Raman:
Do you know who is *Balakrishnan Kuppusamy *?
*Raman*: No.

*Muthu*: He’s the guy who has been seeing your wife every night for 5 months now! and he is a CECA.
If you hadn’t been going for night classes you’ll know this !

 

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*WHO IS BALAKRISHNAN KUPPUSAMY?*

During work, Raman and Muthu were chatting.

*Raman*: Muthu, do you know I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now. And I have an exam next week.
*Muthu*: Wow!
*Raman*: One really learns a lot you know.
For example, do you know who is Alexander Graham Bell?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night classes you’ll know this.

The next day, same discussion again.
*Raman*: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is the author of ‘The 3 Musketeers’ and other books.
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Next day, once again...
*Raman*: Do you know who William Shakespeare is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is so famous, he wrote ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and so many beautiful stories!
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Then a very annoyed and irritated Muthu asked Raman:
Do you know who is *Balakrishnan Kuppusamy *?
*Raman*: No.

*Muthu*: He’s the guy who has been seeing your wife every night for 5 months now! and he is a CECA.
If you hadn’t been going for night classes you’ll know this !