You don't consider you have bathed if you are not bathing in a bath tub!!!

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Recently, I heard a sermon preached by a junior pastor whose father own mega-churches in Marine Parade and Bukit Merah telling the teenage audiences that "You don't consider you have bathed if you are not bathing in a bath tub". I am wondering where on earth does the father of this "Ho Mia Kia" have so much money to buy an apartment with a bath tub for his son to have a proper bath? I am curious to know what will the recreation be from these teenagers' parents who are trying the make ends meet when they discover that the spiritual mentor of their children accused them never have a proper bath before?
 
makes sense to these conmen pastors..................


since they never physically ''makan'' church money...................

they not considered to have embezzled the money................
 
lianbeng added, "and the bath tub must be on the roof top to show the whole world that u r bathing at high noon.":D
 
you don't consider you are non- virgin if you have not been fucked....
 
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you don't consider you are non- virgin if you have not been fucked....

lianbeng asks, "how u define virgin? with or without hymen?":D
but some are born without hymen.
some are non-virgin but hymen still intact leh.
some are still virgin but hymen broken due to leg stretching exercises leh.
 
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lianbeng asks, "how u define virgin? with or without hymen?":D
but some are born without hymen.
some are non-virgin but hymen still intact leh.
some are still virgin but hymen broken due to leg stretching exercises leh.

the hymen thing is passé.

neber experienced sex = virgin.

Lui is in a way virgin bcos he haven't seen porn.
 
Recently, I heard a sermon preached by a junior pastor whose father own mega-churches in Marine Parade and Bukit Merah telling the teenage audiences that "You don't consider you have bathed if you are not bathing in a bath tub". I am wondering where on earth does the father of this "Ho Mia Kia" have so much money to buy an apartment with a bath tub for his son to have a proper bath? I am curious to know what will the recreation be from these teenagers' parents who are trying the make ends meet when they discover that the spiritual mentor of their children accused them never have a proper bath before?

What do you expect from idiots like them?

just look at another thread i am posting in, if i did not come in to shoot him to shut his bloody mouth up, i bet he will be creating tons of new "scientific facts and theories" to support his faith.
 
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