You Are Unlucky When .........................

[GoldenDragon]

1 You lose 8 consecutive bets in soccer betting;

2 You miss the top 3 prizes in 4D coz of the fourth digit;

3 When out with a group of friends jalan jalan, only you kena bird shit;

4 Kena tyre puncture;

5 bio charbor, hang flower/give tips, then when ask the question going 81, she really came red!

 

[Unrepented]

Maybe want to bring out one, tell mama san first mah, so that "those come red no parade".

This type not call unlucky, it call take cock beat own head. Or a polite rejection:(

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5 bio charbor, hang flower/give tips, then when ask the question going 81, she really came red!

 

[looneytan]

I say just drive thru red light, uncle

 

[Unrepented]

This type also not call unlucky, ish call go bang wall

Unlucky mean also got chance happening or not happening. Go bang wall is confirm one.:p

you vote for PAP and then they defend FTs

 

[konglanjiaowei]

2 You miss the top 3 prizes in 4D coz of the fourth digit;

That happens to 90% of 4D punters who keep chasing after / following their favorite set of numbers. Then you often hear uncles, aunties at kopitiams, hawker centres complaining that "when i buy no open but when i forget to buy, it open". There is season for every set of combinations to open and when it comes, it keeps coming, then it will stop completely, meaning you will see one digit misses. Some combinations will come sooner than others. Those clueless will think 4D is fair play and every combination has a 50-50 chance. Yes luck plays a part but only 10% are lucky to strike it based on pure luck (eg. from their dreams, daydreams, car plate numbers, upskirts).

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

5 bio charbor, hang flower/give tips, then when ask the question going 81, she really came red!

Red lucky colour what!

 

[kopiuncle]

u go health centre russian roulette and they give u a fat and ugly gal!

good one! hahahaha!!!...and they ask for anything special??? you faint!!!

 

[LeMans2011]

1 You lose 8 consecutive bets in soccer betting;

2 You miss the top 3 prizes in 4D coz of the fourth digit;

3 When out with a group of friends jalan jalan, only you kena bird shit;

4 Kena tyre puncture;

5 bio charbor, hang flower/give tips, then when ask the question going 81, she really came red!

When you return to carpark finding your car kanna hit and run

 

[kopiuncle]

old uncle stopped everythingnow. no money. no 4 d. no toto.no gambleing.nomassage.no no...the world is going to end. i see so many uncles and aunties die buying all the singapore pools...all die.no money now.just wait and die...

 

[kopiuncle]

you went to church to pray and your car kena banged!

 

[kopiuncle]

you ask for full service and she says she come that one...wtf!

hahaa!! so funny. uncle got this type of experience before....and you really knocked your own head!!! so funniey!

 

[kopiuncle]

during full service..she moan so artifically until u buay tahan..tell her shutup and get lost! throw money at her and fuck off!

haha you so funny.lagi worse this girl screamed i came already several times many times and you hardly even put in!!! wtf!

 

[Asura]

When Im born in sinkieland.

 

[Raiders]

When you take spurs and they lead 3-0 at HT only to lose 3-4 at FT.

 

[laksaboy]

5 bio charbor, hang flower/give tips, then when ask the question going 81, she really came red!

Came red = come red = lai ang = menstrual period?

The woman squirted CB blood all over your face?

That's unlucky. Maybe just as unlucky as breaking a mirror. 7 years of bad luck.

 

[laksaboy]

When you take spurs and they lead 3-0 at HT only to lose 3-4 at FT.

Harry Redknapp is jinxed by talks of him becoming the next England football coach.

 

[laksaboy]

during full service..she moan so artifically until u buay tahan..tell her shutup and get lost! throw money at her and fuck off!

That's disrespectful. Prostitutes are also human beings with feelings.

Next time, just do a sharpshooter on her and teach her a lesson.

 

[youtalkcock]

When you take spurs and they lead 3-0 at HT only to lose 3-4 at FT.

When you see Arsenal leading 3-0 at HT and up your bets on them thinking they will score more goals in the second half to beat AC Milan.

 

[tonychat]

When you stand near a sinkie and has to endure its sinkie stench. Then when you look at that Sinkie, he give you the screw by my govt look. Totally spoilt my day.

 

[chootchiew]

You won 8 consecutive $20 per hand bets in bacarrat and lose $200 per hand on the 9th bet

You bet on draw and the FT becomes 2-1 in the 90+ min.

You were at Livewire to bet team to score next goal for Jleague and realised you cheer for the wrong team in scoring that next goal without knowing their jersey,

You colour 2 place bets on a win $350 / place $98 horse and the horse ran first.

You colour 2 win 2 place bets on a win $350 / place $98 horse and 1sec late to punch in ticket and the horse ran first

You colour 2 win 2 place bets on a win $350 / place $98 horse , the horse ran first and later you realised the ticket was marked incorrectly.