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PEASANTPORE: Desperate Quack must be mulling why Ya Saw never help him after eastbound train service on the East-West Line was delayed due to a faulty train at Raffles Place station on Friday evening.
Rail operator SMRT whose new motto 'Zero Defects' has to eat humble pie and beg peasant passengers to alight. They sheepishly put the train out of service amid peasants' moans and groans.
SMRT said announcements were made in the affected stations and trains to inform peasant passengers of the delay. Old peasants or foreign serfs who do not understand the England language were found running around as headless chickens.
Callers to the MediaCorp hotline to celebrate Desperate Quack's silly motto said the delay started at about 7pm.
SMRT baboons tried to spin the story saying it was off peak hours and some of the areas mentioned include Raffles Place, Paya Lebar and City Hall, ghost towns after 7PM.
One irate peasant caller said it took her more than 50 minutes to get from Buona Vista to City Hall, instead of the usual 15 minutes. She was told to shut her cunt and kowtow 5 times in the direction of Oxley Road as punishment if she persist in her tirade against transport cartels.
As usual SMRT has performed the Nihon apology for the inconvenience and it is status quo as usual. Desperate Quack probably has to change his corporate motto to 'Like Durex Condoms, sure got accident lor!'
PEASANTPORE: Desperate Quack must be mulling why Ya Saw never help him after eastbound train service on the East-West Line was delayed due to a faulty train at Raffles Place station on Friday evening.
Rail operator SMRT whose new motto 'Zero Defects' has to eat humble pie and beg peasant passengers to alight. They sheepishly put the train out of service amid peasants' moans and groans.
SMRT said announcements were made in the affected stations and trains to inform peasant passengers of the delay. Old peasants or foreign serfs who do not understand the England language were found running around as headless chickens.
Callers to the MediaCorp hotline to celebrate Desperate Quack's silly motto said the delay started at about 7pm.
SMRT baboons tried to spin the story saying it was off peak hours and some of the areas mentioned include Raffles Place, Paya Lebar and City Hall, ghost towns after 7PM.
One irate peasant caller said it took her more than 50 minutes to get from Buona Vista to City Hall, instead of the usual 15 minutes. She was told to shut her cunt and kowtow 5 times in the direction of Oxley Road as punishment if she persist in her tirade against transport cartels.
As usual SMRT has performed the Nihon apology for the inconvenience and it is status quo as usual. Desperate Quack probably has to change his corporate motto to 'Like Durex Condoms, sure got accident lor!'
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