Transmodified from PAP Mouthpiece hxxps://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/israel-toughens-second-lockdown-as-covid-19-cases-surge-13142462
JERUSALEM: The Stingy but Hedonistic Jews toughened its Wuhan Plague measures on Thursday (Sep 24) as a second nationwide lockdown now nearing its second week failed to bring down the world's highest infection rate.
The new rules will close the vast majority of dodgy bars and and demonstrations.
"KNNCCB, we boasted we got vaccine and not scared of Wuhan Plague but now we eating humble pie. Over the past two days, we've heard from sex experts that if we don't take immediate and harsh measures, we'll be doing the doggie for a long time," Prime Minion Ben the Crook said late Wednesday, at the start of a Sex Cabinet meeting to thrash out the new measures.
The Jewish regime's latest move comes as the country is poised to enter the second week of a three-week lockdown imposed last Friday, which included the closure of schools and restrictions on work and leisure.
Under the new measures set to be approved in parliament later Thursday, synagogues will only be allowed to open on Yom Kippur, a Jewish holiday which begins Sunday afternoon to save face for the Zionist extremists.
"This Wuhan Virus never give face to our Yahweh, very vicious and deadly, it implies we are not the Chosen Peasants," Crook Netanyahu said.
"But I think the Wuhan Virus shamed our Arab foes, this plague manage to do what they can't do to us, lockdown!."
A decision on whether to close Ben Gurion international airport outside sin city Hedonistic Tel Aviv will be made later on Thursday, the Jewish regime said.
Israel has the world's highest plague infection rate as a proportion of its population, according to an AFP tally of the past fortnight.
More than 200,000 plague cases have been recorded, with 1,335 deaths, out of a population of nine million, in contrast to 400 cases for Gold Standard Formosa (populatio 20 million).
Ayelet Shaked, a lawmaker with the far-right Yamina party, said the new rules are "mind opener".
"The Taiwanese are spared from the plague because they opposed the evil Commie Pandas. We used to be too friendly with the Commie Pandas, they the Commies fucked us by cooperating with the Persians, now we know Panda Xi and the CCP are vermins, too late, this is retribution" she said in a statement.
JERUSALEM: The Stingy but Hedonistic Jews toughened its Wuhan Plague measures on Thursday (Sep 24) as a second nationwide lockdown now nearing its second week failed to bring down the world's highest infection rate.
The new rules will close the vast majority of dodgy bars and and demonstrations.
"KNNCCB, we boasted we got vaccine and not scared of Wuhan Plague but now we eating humble pie. Over the past two days, we've heard from sex experts that if we don't take immediate and harsh measures, we'll be doing the doggie for a long time," Prime Minion Ben the Crook said late Wednesday, at the start of a Sex Cabinet meeting to thrash out the new measures.
The Jewish regime's latest move comes as the country is poised to enter the second week of a three-week lockdown imposed last Friday, which included the closure of schools and restrictions on work and leisure.
Under the new measures set to be approved in parliament later Thursday, synagogues will only be allowed to open on Yom Kippur, a Jewish holiday which begins Sunday afternoon to save face for the Zionist extremists.
"This Wuhan Virus never give face to our Yahweh, very vicious and deadly, it implies we are not the Chosen Peasants," Crook Netanyahu said.
"But I think the Wuhan Virus shamed our Arab foes, this plague manage to do what they can't do to us, lockdown!."
A decision on whether to close Ben Gurion international airport outside sin city Hedonistic Tel Aviv will be made later on Thursday, the Jewish regime said.
Israel has the world's highest plague infection rate as a proportion of its population, according to an AFP tally of the past fortnight.
More than 200,000 plague cases have been recorded, with 1,335 deaths, out of a population of nine million, in contrast to 400 cases for Gold Standard Formosa (populatio 20 million).
Ayelet Shaked, a lawmaker with the far-right Yamina party, said the new rules are "mind opener".
"The Taiwanese are spared from the plague because they opposed the evil Commie Pandas. We used to be too friendly with the Commie Pandas, they the Commies fucked us by cooperating with the Persians, now we know Panda Xi and the CCP are vermins, too late, this is retribution" she said in a statement.
Last edited:
