Worship my reCHEEme or be assed by my OA dogs

[loudhailer]

All of you listen up, and listen up good.

I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. All of you serve my reCHEEme and nothing more. Anyone who opposes my reCHEEme will be summarily assed by my OA dogs.

I don't want to hear alternative views. I don't want to hear people supporting any reCHEEme other than mind. Do so and risk being assed by my OA dogs!

 

[Cao Pi]

You think you are very smart? * CLAP CLAP * Good image for the PAP.

Any assholes who feeds this PAP troll will be assed by the OA.

 

[loudhailer]

Yes, yes, yes! I worship the MONGREL who bit his masters hands LOUDHAILER chee soon juan and his mighty reCHEEme.

Good dog. Continue supporting my reCHEEme and you will be rewarded. Special bone for you tonight.