World's Ugliest Footballer

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The "Ballon d'Or", literally translated as "the golden ball" and often referred to as the European Footballer of the Year award, was an annual association football award. It was presented to the player who had been considered to have performed the best over the previous calendar year.

Can you find Rooney here??? No you can't.

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Lionel Messi wins 2010 Fifa Ballon d'Or ahead of Xavi and Iniesta

• Messi beats his two Barcelona team-mates to claim prize
• Argentinian named winner of award for second year running

Argentina and Barcelona's Lionel Messi holds his trophy after winning the 2010 FIFA Ballon d'Or. Illustration: Fabrice Coffrini/AFP/Getty Images

 

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Scoring goals? Sure every club has their own top scorers when on form but what dribbling skills does Rooney has and how many defenders can he sneak past?



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[Leepotism]

Some people think he's the white Pele.







[h=1]Is Rooney really the "White Pele"?[/h]
September 15, 2011 - 3:30am
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[h=2]By:[/h]Gary Lim

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All sorts of accolades have been showered on Wayne Rooney - he was called a "complete player" by Johan Cruyff, and the best player England has ever produced by Benfica coach Jorge Jesus.
But the "White Pele"?
Rooney has been known by this nickname by sections of his enormous fan base for some time now, and they even came up with a song for it, but the biggest endorsement came from United manager Sir Alex Ferguson yesterday.
In reference to the Brazilian legend whom many regard as the greatest footballer ever to play the game, Fergie said: "If you look at Pele for instance, he was a very aggressive attacker who could look after himself, so can Rooney."

 

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This is the Fugly 5

Ronaldo the alien.
Peter Crouch
Rio Ferdinand
Ruud Van Nistelrooy

 

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Some people think he's the white Pele.

Exactly. This thread is in response to that shameless, biased, asshole Gary Lim.

"How disgusting to associate me with that ugly, uncouth thug! He is nowhere close!
The persons closest and deserving would have to be Lionel Messi, C.Ronaldo, Ronaldinho
and the future superstar Neymar who played in the same club as me that is Santos FC."

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I remember years ago, reporters asked Peter Crouch a standard football player question: "what would you be if you're not a footballer?"

His answer was classic: "A virgin."

 

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RVN and WR = Donkey and Shrek?

 

[red amoeba]

sorry...i add to my list:

Andrew cole

 

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[mako65]

I vote for Stig Tofting.....looks like a Scandinavian Shrek! Wahaha..

 

[Equalisation]

I vote for Alexander Duric .... yucks .....:o

 

[ballsathome]

http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?101424-Top-4-Football-Leagues-Top-Scorers-for-2010-2011&p=827665&posted=1#post827665

 

[Khun Ying Pojaman]

I remember years ago, reporters asked Peter Crouch a standard football player question: "what would you be if you're not a footballer?"

His answer was classic: "A virgin."

Wow....his g/f need not even have to kneel down to give him a blowjob.

 

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We're learning new words. Roonalty and Torrible.

Roonalty

Torrible

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Man U hater came up with that top 20 mosut ugly players izzit? LOL