World's Thinnest Books For Very Light Reading

[Windsor]

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
.
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
.
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
.
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
.
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
.
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
.
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
by Bill Clinton
.
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
.
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
.
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
.
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
.
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
.
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
.
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
.
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
.
Logical Reasons Why Singaporeans Cannot Cook Curries Anytime They Like
by K Shanmugam
(Minister for Foreign Affairs & Minister for Law)

Why Singapore Do Not Have Many UFOs
by Goh Meng Seng

I Did Many Immeasurable Work As President
by S R Nathan
Elected President, Singapore (1999 - 2011)

How To Pronounce English Words Properly
by Tan Kin Lian
Elected Presidential Candidate (2011)



bros please add as I am laughing too hard.

 

[kingrant]

Simple Mee Siam Mai Hum recipes cookbook - by Lee Hsien Loong, PM Singapore

My First Kate Spade bag by Tin Pei Ling

NS for Dummies by Dr Patrick Tan

 

[halsey02]

My Three Sons by Tony Tan (President Candidate 2011)
My Ukele by Tan Check Bok

 

[The_Hypocrite]

Mafia leaders who die of natural causes

 

[The_Hypocrite]

How to prevent floods by Vivian Balakrishnan and Yaccob Ibrahim

 

[da dick]

I do know what I must say - Sala Pei Lin.
Guide to not getting herpes - John Mcsame.
How to save money - Bush Jr.
How to sayang a POW - Dick Cheney.
Idiot's Guide to picking 4D and TOTO numbers - Ho Ching.

 

[Windsor]

Idiot's Guide To Increasing Reputation Points In SBF
by Alamaking

How To Advise Elected Presidential Candidates
by Goh Meng Seng

An Idiot's Guide To Elected Presidency
by Tan Kin Lian

Guide To Maximising National Service Deferment
by Patrick Tan

Run For Your Life
by Tan Wah Piow

 

[Windsor]

Public Speaking
by Tan Kin Lian
co-authored by Goh Chok Tong

How To Lose Billions
by Ho Ching

 

[Ramseth]

How To Advise Elected Presidential Candidates
by Goh Meng Seng
co-authored by Ramseth

I contributed only one line to this. I'm on MC, no further advice or comment.

 

[eatshitndie]

how to detain a convicted islamofascist terrorist by ks wong.

 

[kingrant]

I thot he scored a TT ( fail grade below F9) in detention. He shld write the book

"How I boosted profits of Kleenex by millions by stocking rolls of toilet paper in Prisons"

how to detain a convicted islamofascist terrorist by ks wong.

 

[bullfrog]

ISA 101: 101 tips for staying on top by Lee Kuan Yew

 

[Char_Azn]

My First Kate Spade bag by Tin Pei Ling

If title change to My Kate Spade collection by TPL, it will become the world's thickest book

 

[ZorrorroZ]

HOW TO WIN AT ELECTIONS
by Tan Jee Seng
with Introduction by S R Nathan

 

[halsey02]

Public Speaking
by Tan Kin Lian
co-authored by Goh Chok Tong

How To Lose Billions
by Ho Ching

BUY HIGH SELL LOW
by Ho C

BUY HIGHER SELL LOWER (SEQUEL)
by Ho C

BIY HIGHEST SELL LOWEST (PREQUEL)
by Ho C

(my thin book trilogy) by Ho C.

STUPID TO BUILD A MASS RAPID TRAIN SYSTEM
by TANcho Tan

The Trees & Shrubs of the Instana
by NaThAN

 

[halsey02]

How to prevent floods by Vivian Balakrishnan and Yaccob Ibrahim

The Once In a 50 Year Deluge - Yaccob Ibrahim
with preface by NOAH ( an authority on Deluge)

 

[jw5]

HOW TO WIN AT ELECTIONS
by Tan Jee Seng
with Introduction by S R Nathan

How To Be Less Annoying
By Zorro Lim

 

[halsey02]

How To Be Less Annoying
By Zorro Lim

Cry Her A River ( PRC Woman only)
By Zorro Lim

How to Idle for 30 years
By Lim Beh Heng

 

[Windsor]

I Threw Away S$387 Million (Fortunately It Was Not Mine)
By V. Bala

 

[refulgence]

Why I Would Donate A Part Of My Salary
By President Tony K Y Tan