World Best Touting Country ?

[kchunjeng]

Are we the World No. 1 Touting country in the world ??

Any idea that we have reach that position ??

Don't lose out for that !!

 

[ahleebabasingaporethief]

Are we the World No. 1 Touting country in the world ??

Any idea that we have reach that position ??

Don't lose out for that !!

I tell you how we managed to be Lumber# 1 ok.

Singaporeans were very offended when our garment ministars lost money worldwide to ang mo. Further more, they lost more and more to angmo con men and their companies that they bought like ABC, Citi, blah blah.

So Singaporeans say if our Ministars cannot take revenge, we as Singaporeans have our National Pride and take revenge for the Garment.

So every FOREIGNER here in Singapore is a potential TARGET for FLEECING. From Newton to our Hospitals to Gaylang to Rentals. How u think we are now Lumber # 2 rental costs in the world ah?

Thanks To Thee Ang Mos and FTs that our Ministars can have HIGHEST salaries in the world. Praise To Thee Ang Mos and FTs.
Swear I could hear all of them saying this with heads bowed before every PoorLumpar session.

So ALL SINGAPOREANS, please help our Garment "pol chiu" ok.

 

[eeoror88]

You stupid Sarm Goo.

Don't be childish !! Your suggestions are idiotically stupid !!

 

[southwest]

Ask those touts in Lucky Plaza..

 

[jimmyfallon]

You stupid Sarm Goo.

Don't be childish !! Your suggestions are idiotically stupid !!

yes mom........

 

[eeoror88]

yes mom........

where's the cane .... ??

 

[jw5]

Are we the World No. 1 Touting country in the world ??

Any idea that we have reach that position ??

Don't lose out for that !!

Question for all the brothers here:
How do you normally respond to touts?