wives playing golf.

[erection2015]

An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear. "Good heavens, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her

skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. ' Woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the
money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency, here's 20. Go and buy some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet
mudder,
Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna
give me
enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his
his pocket and says, "Well, fer da sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit '

 

[laksaboy]

The Scottish folks are reputed to be stingy and miserly... not unlike the Hakkas.

The Scottish are also very clannish and business-minded. When the Civil War broke out in England (Catholic vs Protestant, Oliver Cromwell vs Royalists), some of the Scots fled to the West Indies (Carribean, Jamaica) and founded sugar plantations and the slave trade. The profits were then used to set up the bank:

 

[erection2015]

The Scottish folks are reputed to be stingy and miserly... not unlike the Hakkas.

The Scottish are also very clannish and business-minded. When the Civil War broke out in England (Catholic vs Protestant, Oliver Cromwell vs Royalists), some of the Scots fled to the West Indies (Carribean, Jamaica) and founded sugar plantations and the slave trade. The profits were then used to set up the bank:

]

A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He
says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks
again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again ; "Would you
let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just
once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there ."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the
most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them
and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking
them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or
not?"
"Nah", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much