No, can't be bothered.
But it would be quite embarassing if he passed away and there is not a teary eye at the funeral except those of his family and cronies. Therefore, I suggest we hire a professional mourner that can "perform" as well as Zhuge Liang at Zhou Yu's funeral - please go direct to 7:35 of the video to see the strategist's great wayang.
[video=youtube;mOiSjiikEvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOiSjiikEvo[/video]