Will Lim Siah Suay take a dumpling tray for his next visit to DTF?

[Confuseous]

After this endorsement, you’re likely to have some kiasu, ugly Singaporeans following the Minister’s example and taking home half box fulls of quality toothpicks to save money on Oral-B products, a behaviour more commonly known as bad etiquette or miserliness. Maybe Lim Swee Say is a stickler for oral hygiene, but this is just shameless. Those things look like they cost more than the groundnut appetiser and if you have any decency you would leave a tip in exchange for them. Otherwise it’s like grabbing half a box of straws from McDonald’s because you’re having a last minute party, or taking scented rolled towels from a 5-star hotel’s restroom instead of paying for those provided in the Chinese restaurant next door.

Then again, no one from DTF would stop Lim Swee Say from pocketing half a box of freebies if he chose to. He could walk out of the restaurant with the dumpling tray and an empty teapot and no one would stop him either. More so if he came dressed as Zorro. Or is it Hamburglar?

- http://everythingalsocomplain.com/2013/07/22/lim-swee-say-can-never-resist-din-tai-fung-toothpicks/

 

[escher]

After this endorsement, you’re likely to have some kiasu, ugly Singaporeans following the Minister’s example and taking home half box fulls of quality toothpicks to save money on Oral-B products, a behaviour more commonly known as bad etiquette or miserliness. Maybe Lim Swee Say is a stickler for oral hygiene, but this is just shameless. Those things look like they cost more than the groundnut appetiser and if you have any decency you would leave a tip in exchange for them. Otherwise it’s like grabbing half a box of straws from McDonald’s because you’re having a last minute party, or taking scented rolled towels from a 5-star hotel’s restroom instead of paying for those provided in the Chinese restaurant next door.

Then again, no one from DTF would stop Lim Swee Say from pocketing half a box of freebies if he chose to. He could walk out of the restaurant with the dumpling tray and an empty teapot and no one would stop him either. More so if he came dressed as Zorro. Or is it Hamburglar?

- http://everythingalsocomplain.com/2013/07/22/lim-swee-say-can-never-resist-din-tai-fung-toothpicks/

It will be a lot more acceptable if Lim dress himself as a fucking cockroach that he is and steal the kitchen sink as well as half box of toothpicks.
He might as well help himself to the tissue paper and the mop used to mop the floor

 

[jw5]

We should probably be grateful that he is talking about digging his teeth in a dumpling place and not in a dumping place.
It wouldn't be surprising in the least if one day he talks about what gives him a kick while he takes a shit.