Wife says hubby's soft as noodles in Dr's rape defence

[TerrexLee]

Madam Quek told the court that the police officer who took her statement in January 2016 had asked her about her sex life with her husband.

"I said 'very fast'," Madam Quek said. "He asked me what that meant. I said 'he's old'. I didn't say in detail why it was 'fast', because he was a male police officer."
When questioned by defence counsel Edmond Pereira, Madam Quek said that she had sex with her husband about once or twice a month in 2015.

She explained that in 2015, when her husband wanted to have sex with her, his penis would be "soft like a noodle" and he needed to use his hand to guide himself. He also had difficulty maintaining and achieving an erection, she said.

Read more at https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...f-doctor-accused-of-rape-takes-stand-10520326

 

[Valium]

He can't get it up with her lah.
You put ginfreely in front of him, he will twist her nipples and pew pew her until she howl like a little heaty bitch.

 

[TerrexLee]

LMFAO I laughed while drinking and reading this...... water came out of my nose

 

[eatshitndie]

soft as noodles until he found china made viagra knockoffs. hard as a door knob.

 

[ToaPehGong]

Men would usually be able to get it up even in his 60s. Only reason I can think of is the wife looked like fugly CB Kirsten Han.

 

[bobby]

This noodle looks quite hard leh....

 

[scratchballs]

Put any woman that is the wife in front of husband sure hard

 

[steffychun]

Madam Quek told the court that the police officer who took her statement in January 2016 had asked her about her sex life with her husband.

"I said 'very fast'," Madam Quek said. "He asked me what that meant. I said 'he's old'. I didn't say in detail why it was 'fast', because he was a male police officer."
When questioned by defence counsel Edmond Pereira, Madam Quek said that she had sex with her husband about once or twice a month in 2015.

She explained that in 2015, when her husband wanted to have sex with her, his penis would be "soft like a noodle" and he needed to use his hand to guide himself. He also had difficulty maintaining and achieving an erection, she said.

Read more at https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...f-doctor-accused-of-rape-takes-stand-10520326

Clearly police officers need training in sex life interrogation.

"Did you order him to have sex with you?"

"You know what I ordered."

"DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!"

 

[Wunderfool]

If she ask the hubby . He will say hers is as hard as a rock. Cannot go in .

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

The wife also talking cock.

Maybe the lecherous doc is only soft when he faces his wife, and hence needs to go out for some DIM SUM by the side!

 

[steffychun]

If she ask the hubby . He will say hers is as hard as a rock. Cannot go in .

Not hard just too hairy

 

[tun_dr_m]

ABNN Modi's citizen got this noodles fried and very stiff called Murukku:









圆的不能拿,拿了不能捏!

 

[steffychun]

Mee kia or mee pok?

 

[virus]

ah neh of cos is short n small like mee tai bak

 

[bobby]

Mee kia or mee pok?

Chor Bee Hoon.....

 

[halsey02]

soft as noodles until he found china made viagra knockoffs. hard as a door knob.

To the wife, it was soft as noodle, for they had already lost that magic. He might be complaining that his wife's you know what is like mashing agar agar, ha ha ha ha. But to the China mei mei, without viagra he is like 'superman' 超人 & drills like a pneumatic drill that goes " kraat kraat, kraatt, kraat" 1,000 cycles per second & the 'abalone' gets smokey & hot....ha ha ha ha....to the wife it is like " har zhia mien' 虾子面 soak in water for too long & giving off smell already....heh heh heh...

 

[steffychun]

Chor Bee Hoon.....

thanks hardly eat those

 

[eatshitndie]

To the wife, it was soft as noodle, for they had already lost that magic. He might be complaining that his wife's you know what is like mashing agar agar, ha ha ha ha. But to the China mei mei, without viagra he is like 'superman' 超人 & drills like a pneumatic drill that goes " kraat kraat, kraatt, kraat" 1,000 cycles per second & the 'abalone' gets smokey & hot....ha ha ha ha....to the wife it is like " har zhia mien' 虾子面 soak in water for too long & giving off smell already....heh heh heh...

no wonder sinkie women keep looking for amdk with the name of jack hammer. if they can't find mr. jack hammer they will settle for bangla operating a jackhammer.

 

[steffychun]

Is that why Gayle Goh and Kirsten Han married Ang Moh?

 

[Annunaki]

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Men would usually be able to get it up even in his 60s. Only reason I can think of is the wife looked like fugly CB Kirsten Han.