Why Sam longing for a woman like this is beyond me

[zeroo]

 

[Leongsam]

Absolutely gorgeous. My heart skips a beat whenever I see her image or hear one of her songs.

 

[Pfizer]

Insider info about CHC recruitment

How their seniors perform 'kong tao' on newbies to be revealed 'soon'.

 

[ryutanahgou]

She has the hardcore porn look.... I like very much.

 

[LEGEND]

Absolutely gorgeous. My heart skips a beat whenever I see her image or hear one of her songs.

Why don't you go and fuck yourself? :oIo:

 

[halsey02]

She has the hardcore porn look.... I like very much.

CROSSover....

 

[laksaboy]

What a photogenic couple.

 

[frenchbriefs]

heres some music to get you in the mood

[video=youtube;Twxf2LraoEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twxf2LraoEE[/video]

 

[flickr]

Performing gong-tao on newbies by CHC seniors is not just mantras alone. That, any kid can tell u. Use of the part of the human body is involved.

 

[Poomer]

Absolutely gorgeous. My heart skips a beat whenever I see her image or hear one of her songs.

Full marks for sarcasm. 10/10.

 

[apogee]

What about having her tits bash your face?

Absolutely gorgeous. My heart skips a beat whenever I see her image or hear one of her songs.

 

[flickr]

Alert

If i reveal everything all at once, CHC seniors will be alerted to it and they will either stop using their method of "gong tao" or change to another.

For newbies attending CHC sessions for the first time, CHC seniors will ask aloud this question : "Hands up for anyone here for the first time?"

If u raise yours then u are finished. For the weak minded, u literally will need this to ward off their "kong tao"

If u didn't do so then good. Next, watch what is happening to newbies who raised their hands during mass. A senior will be behind every of the newbies performing a hand ritual action.

If u had raised your hand as a first time newbie and then watch what is happening to other newbies, u will have to be strong minded to fight off their "gong tao" as CHC senior will be standing behind u performing his ritual stealthily on u.

 

[looneytan]

Why Sam longing for a woman like this is beyond me

that's not a woman, that is a bald negro ...


... with his horse

 

[virus]

Absolutely gorgeous. My heart skips a beat whenever I see her image or hear one of her songs.

so did you rape the laptop and fark the USB hole?

 

[Wenger]

that's not a woman, that is a bald negro ...


... with his horse

Who is going to mount who?

 

[laksaboy]

For newbies attending CHC sessions for the first time, CHC seniors will ask aloud this question : "Hands up for anyone here for the first time?"

This happens at all the modern charismatic churches. Another tactic they use is to tell you to greet the person sitting to the left and right of you.

There is a reason behind this. The newcomer might be a non-believer and have been brought there by a friend. When the 'altar call' starts near the end of the service, unbelievers are encouraged to step forward to the stage to receive Jesus while everyone prays in tongues. Time to convert!

Ah, the follies of my youth....

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

This happens at all the modern charismatic churches. Another tactic they use is to tell you to greet the person sitting to the left and right of you.

There is a reason behind this. The newcomer might be a non-believer and have been brought there by a friend. When the 'altar call' starts near the end of the service, unbelievers are encouraged to step forward to the stage to receive Jesus while everyone prays in tongues. Time to convert!

Ah, the follies of my youth....

Was the girl next to you chio?

 

[escher]

Absolutely gorgeous. My heart skips a beat whenever I see her image or hear one of her songs.

I am sure now that you was a stallion...no, pony in your former life.
If you a stallion, you would not give a flying fuck to horse face as you got so many mares to mount and mount.

Hmmmm.maybe you just a gelding.

 

[eatshitndie]

she's gorgeous compared to the other two.....

 

[syed putra]

This happens at all the modern charismatic churches. Another tactic they use is to tell you to greet the person sitting to the left and right of you.

There is a reason behind this. The newcomer might be a non-believer and have been brought there by a friend. When the 'altar call' starts near the end of the service, unbelievers are encouraged to step forward to the stage to receive Jesus while everyone prays in tongues. Time to convert!

Ah, the follies of my youth....

You think tht's bad! I have to endure hours of ISIS indoctrination. And its a convert or die situation!