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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's peasant population must hit 6.9 million by 2030 - up from the current 5.3 million - based on strategies derived from Ruler Loong's decrees. The strategies are based on the Wayang White Paper on Population to allow the regime to import cheap labour to kill off island's ageing old peasants.
The population projection wants to avoid lower GDP growth rate beyond 2020 due to low birth rates.
Thanks to Old Autocrat 'Stop at Two' eugenics, high cost of living and ill treating old peasants from the 1920s' generation, Peasantpore is facing self inflicted retribution of ageing and dwindling population. The wheels of retribution turns slowly but surely, in particular from 2025 when its peasant population starts to shrink.
The White Paper on Population based on Ruler Loong's decree, released on Tuesday, is the first wayang report to outline the regime's strategy. It is to replace expensive local peasants with cheap foreign peasants to make merchants happy.
In Ruler Loong's decree, he commands Immigration to import 30,000 new low cost permanent peasants (PR) every year which will keep the PR population stable at about half a million. Ruler Loong will convert 15,000 to 25,000 new 'local peasants' each year. The defense for mass conversions is 'to stop the peasant population from shrinking'. Wiser peasants knows the new peasants will be relocated to strategic heartland precints to weaken opposition parties during Erections. They will also be cheap labourers for greedy merchants.
However while the solution is ingenious, better high care and medical advances, by 2030, will force Peasantpore's total population numbers to hit between 6.5 and 6.9 million.
Using computational economics modelling, the figures are based on certain assumptions which are always wrong. For example, using cheap PRCs and Nehs implies lower than the assumed 1 and 2 per cent, between 2020 and 2030. With this key assumption wrong, the rest of the assumptions should be given fart attention.
The regime crows that to ensure a high quality of life for foreigners, the regime will build ahead. Long term planning beyond 2020 include confiscating land from graveyards and land owners to build 700,000 Hongkie style birdcages for PRCs and Nehs. The rail network will be doubled, implying COE will hit 300k for 1.6cc cars by 2020.
Duke of Punggol said: "KNNCCB, you think we lost Punggol East, we will kowtow to peasants and play retail politics huh? Lumpar understand. To us, peasants are merely numbers for us to present to foreign investors. We will never moderated the number of new foreign peasants. Not happy, cum and vote me out lor...if you can.
"We 'moderated' foreign peasants import for the past 36 full moons but still got lumpar netizens who revealed the loopholes that Ah Gan used to bring in cheap Nehs. Forget it liao, this cat and mouse game goes nowhere. Now I just want to tell peasants, we want 7 million foreigners, there is nothing they can do about it ok!
"Since local peasants are ungrateful, that we have an economic structure that provides good jobs that an increasingly educated foreigners. We will continue to underspend on healthcare and tell our hospitals to restrict care for old peasants, especially those with chronic and teminal diseases, they die, their children's problems. We will only provide high quality living environment for Familee and their supporters only, understand or not?
"Lumpar netizens say we cause the low birth rate problems with a failed eugenics program by Old Autocrat, high standard of living and bully old peasants in the last three decades. Lumpar understand or not? What problem? Peasants overcrowded, they die, still their problems! As long Ruler Loong collects corporate taxes from merchants, collect levies from PRs, collect stamp duties from property developers, you think we fark care about local peasants? Bunch of imbeciles, local peasants!"
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's peasant population must hit 6.9 million by 2030 - up from the current 5.3 million - based on strategies derived from Ruler Loong's decrees. The strategies are based on the Wayang White Paper on Population to allow the regime to import cheap labour to kill off island's ageing old peasants.
The population projection wants to avoid lower GDP growth rate beyond 2020 due to low birth rates.
Thanks to Old Autocrat 'Stop at Two' eugenics, high cost of living and ill treating old peasants from the 1920s' generation, Peasantpore is facing self inflicted retribution of ageing and dwindling population. The wheels of retribution turns slowly but surely, in particular from 2025 when its peasant population starts to shrink.
The White Paper on Population based on Ruler Loong's decree, released on Tuesday, is the first wayang report to outline the regime's strategy. It is to replace expensive local peasants with cheap foreign peasants to make merchants happy.
In Ruler Loong's decree, he commands Immigration to import 30,000 new low cost permanent peasants (PR) every year which will keep the PR population stable at about half a million. Ruler Loong will convert 15,000 to 25,000 new 'local peasants' each year. The defense for mass conversions is 'to stop the peasant population from shrinking'. Wiser peasants knows the new peasants will be relocated to strategic heartland precints to weaken opposition parties during Erections. They will also be cheap labourers for greedy merchants.
However while the solution is ingenious, better high care and medical advances, by 2030, will force Peasantpore's total population numbers to hit between 6.5 and 6.9 million.
Using computational economics modelling, the figures are based on certain assumptions which are always wrong. For example, using cheap PRCs and Nehs implies lower than the assumed 1 and 2 per cent, between 2020 and 2030. With this key assumption wrong, the rest of the assumptions should be given fart attention.
The regime crows that to ensure a high quality of life for foreigners, the regime will build ahead. Long term planning beyond 2020 include confiscating land from graveyards and land owners to build 700,000 Hongkie style birdcages for PRCs and Nehs. The rail network will be doubled, implying COE will hit 300k for 1.6cc cars by 2020.
Duke of Punggol said: "KNNCCB, you think we lost Punggol East, we will kowtow to peasants and play retail politics huh? Lumpar understand. To us, peasants are merely numbers for us to present to foreign investors. We will never moderated the number of new foreign peasants. Not happy, cum and vote me out lor...if you can.
"We 'moderated' foreign peasants import for the past 36 full moons but still got lumpar netizens who revealed the loopholes that Ah Gan used to bring in cheap Nehs. Forget it liao, this cat and mouse game goes nowhere. Now I just want to tell peasants, we want 7 million foreigners, there is nothing they can do about it ok!
"Since local peasants are ungrateful, that we have an economic structure that provides good jobs that an increasingly educated foreigners. We will continue to underspend on healthcare and tell our hospitals to restrict care for old peasants, especially those with chronic and teminal diseases, they die, their children's problems. We will only provide high quality living environment for Familee and their supporters only, understand or not?
"Lumpar netizens say we cause the low birth rate problems with a failed eugenics program by Old Autocrat, high standard of living and bully old peasants in the last three decades. Lumpar understand or not? What problem? Peasants overcrowded, they die, still their problems! As long Ruler Loong collects corporate taxes from merchants, collect levies from PRs, collect stamp duties from property developers, you think we fark care about local peasants? Bunch of imbeciles, local peasants!"
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