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Why Emperors in China so stupid? He has so many concubines and then he sleeps with one at a time and not a few at one time. Stupid right?

bigcockman

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https://factsanddetails.com/china/cat2/4sub9/item44.html

It was believed that organizing the Emperor's sex life into a regimented order was essential to maintaining the well-being of the entire Chinese empire. The great Chinese calendar clocks of the 10th century were not used to keep track of time but rather to decide the schedule, rotation and time for the women who slept with the Emperor. Secretaries kept record of the Emperor's sex life with brushes dipped in imperial vermillion.

A rotation described in the Record of the Rites of the Chou dynasty (1120-256 B.C.) was as follows: "The lower-ranking [women] come first, the higher ranking come last. The assistant concubines, eighty-one in number, share the imperial couch nine nights in groups of nine. The nine spouses and the three consorts are allotted one night to each group, and the empress also alone one night. On the fifteenth day of every month the sequence is complete, after which it repeats in reverse order." [Source: "The Discoverers" by Daniel Boorstin]

Some emperors kept the names of their favorite wives, consorts and concubines on jade tablets kept in their bed chambers. The most active emperors had 50 or more of these tablets. When an emperor selected the woman he wanted he turned over the tablet with her name on a teak table. A eunuch then rushed to the woman's chamber, took off her clothes to make sure she wasn't concealing a weapon, wrapped her in gold cloth, carried her through the palace since she could barely walk with her bound feet and deposited her at the foot of the emperor's bed. The eunuch then recorded the date to verify later whether or not the emperor was the father of any children born to the woman.
 

searcher1

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If the Emperor did with a few woman every night, very fast need to standby the next successor liao
 

Asterix

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At that time no contraceptive pills mah. If Emperor have foursome, then may have three babies or more for just one night of sex. Three more princes means three more contenders for the throne. If every week do one foursome session, means possible to have 156 new contenders for the throne poop put every year. Like that Celestial Empire sure breakup every fast into numerous small princedoms. If got Emperor today, sure do foursome everyday, and palace will be very well stocked with contraceptive pills. Eunuch will make sure that the three chosen ones for the night take their contraceptive pills.
 

syed putra

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At that time no contraceptive pills mah. If Emperor have foursome, then may have three babies or more for just one night of sex. Three more princes means three more contenders for the throne. If every week do one foursome session, means possible to have 156 new contenders for the throne poop put every year. Like that Celestial Empire sure breakup every fast into numerous small princedoms. If got Emperor today, sure do foursome everyday, and palace will be very well stocked with contraceptive pills. Eunuch will make sure that the three chosen ones for the night take their contraceptive pills.
Chinese should follow king cyrrus of Persia. He instructed eldest son to kill all his brothers. Not doing do will cause civil war.
 

LordElrond

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https://factsanddetails.com/china/cat2/4sub9/item44.html

It was believed that organizing the Emperor's sex life into a regimented order was essential to maintaining the well-being of the entire Chinese empire. The great Chinese calendar clocks of the 10th century were not used to keep track of time but rather to decide the schedule, rotation and time for the women who slept with the Emperor. Secretaries kept record of the Emperor's sex life with brushes dipped in imperial vermillion.

A rotation described in the Record of the Rites of the Chou dynasty (1120-256 B.C.) was as follows: "The lower-ranking [women] come first, the higher ranking come last. The assistant concubines, eighty-one in number, share the imperial couch nine nights in groups of nine. The nine spouses and the three consorts are allotted one night to each group, and the empress also alone one night. On the fifteenth day of every month the sequence is complete, after which it repeats in reverse order." [Source: "The Discoverers" by Daniel Boorstin]

Some emperors kept the names of their favorite wives, consorts and concubines on jade tablets kept in their bed chambers. The most active emperors had 50 or more of these tablets. When an emperor selected the woman he wanted he turned over the tablet with her name on a teak table. A eunuch then rushed to the woman's chamber, took off her clothes to make sure she wasn't concealing a weapon, wrapped her in gold cloth, carried her through the palace since she could barely walk with her bound feet and deposited her at the foot of the emperor's bed. The eunuch then recorded the date to verify later whether or not the emperor was the father of any children born to the woman.
Dey, Chinese history go read some Chinese sauce, what do angmohs know about how the ancient Chinese emperors fucked
 

Asterix

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Chinese should follow king cyrrus of Persia. He instructed eldest son to kill all his brothers. Not doing do will cause civil war.
The Ottomans also did that:

Upon ascending to the throne, Mehmed III ordered that all of his nineteen brothers be executed.[3][4] They were strangled by his royal executioners, many of whom were deaf, mute or 'half-witted' to ensure absolute loyalty.[5] Fratricidal successions were not unprecedented, as sultans would often have dozens of children with their concubines. Mehmed III remains notorious even in Ottoman history for his cruelty.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehmed_III
 

Balls2U

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It's amazing how the emperor can even bring himself to hump these horrifying looking cunts.
 

eatshitndie

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At that time no contraceptive pills mah. If Emperor have foursome, then may have three babies or more for just one night of sex. Three more princes means three more contenders for the throne. If every week do one foursome session, means possible to have 156 new contenders for the throne poop put every year. Like that Celestial Empire sure breakup every fast into numerous small princedoms. If got Emperor today, sure do foursome everyday, and palace will be very well stocked with contraceptive pills. Eunuch will make sure that the three chosen ones for the night take their contraceptive pills.
emperor could have easily formed his own army with his offsprings. didn’t need 3 babies per night. just less than 3 would do. 369 male babies every year if 50%-50% male-female ratio was assumed. in 3 years, over 10k babies. a small army. after 36.9 years of fucking, at least 69k to 120k army (of princes). could have sent them for conquest and border disputes.
 

nayr69sg

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At that time no contraceptive pills mah. If Emperor have foursome, then may have three babies or more for just one night of sex. Three more princes means three more contenders for the throne. If every week do one foursome session, means possible to have 156 new contenders for the throne poop put every year. Like that Celestial Empire sure breakup every fast into numerous small princedoms. If got Emperor today, sure do foursome everyday, and palace will be very well stocked with contraceptive pills. Eunuch will make sure that the three chosen ones for the night take their contraceptive pills.
Wah lau. That is damn good reason man. Makes total sense.

Did you read that somewhere or came up with it? If came up with it yourself you are amazing man!
 
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