Why do Sikhs wear turbans?

[halsey02]

>What do you call the only Singh left on earth after a nuclear holocaust? Jestwant Singh (Just One)>

I thought it was the Bayi who have all daughters, wife gave birth to a boy, " Jaswant Singh ( Just One Singh)" or the Bayi begging on the streets for money " Hardup Singh ( Hardip Singh)".

 

[NoNewsGood]

What do you call the short term singh?
Sarjit (Hokkien: 3 days) Singh

 

[drifter]

wong kan singh ?

 

[drifter]

what do you call a gangster bayi ? sum singh kia ...

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

babu seng babu seng!!!

Gurmit sings

 

[cooleo]

What do u call a bayi fruit gone bad?

Chao Singh

 

[Talking Donkey]

When I was young, when we see a Bayi with Turban, we will smack the person nearest and say, "BAYI! CHOPE!"..why Bayi, Chope??:p

Those were the days when we goes out in a group,we are always on the lookout for baboo sighn because it is the written rules that if anyonone see a baboo sighn first he has the privilege to pull or pinch his friend ear and ask him baboo baboo
what is the colour of his turban,he will quickly look left right for the baboo and you only let go his ear if he answer correctly the turban colour
this game has sharpen my alertness in sensing out things.

nowadays the baboo sighn are a rarity in spore..you can ocasionally see a few along shenton way or robinson road if you are lucky but then i dont know whose ears shall i pinch/pull now if i see one..

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore ?
A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.

Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy
something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.

A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut
through somebody’s garden. The Owner comes out angrily shouting : Hey, do
you know you are trespassing?
Sikh answered : No, I’m Jaspar Singh (just passing)

Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes to sing
A: Go-Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who is a rich tycoon?
A: Ong Beng Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who is a even rich tycoon?
A: Li Ka Singh

 

[cooleo]

What movie did the Singh star in?

Singh-ing in the Rain

 

[Windsor]

Peter Sellers Movie "The Party" - best scene

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