Why do Chinese use oranges to 拜年?

[Semaj2357]

it rhymes with “kum”. want cum no cum, don’t want cum humpalum cum.

hanar, but nothing beats a desi's vannacum greeting after you show her that you're just pleased to meet her with the bulge in your pants

 

[waitifcuk]

It needs to start with us, let's get the ball rolling. Cancel CNY!!

please dont cancel your repeated yearly 69th birthday
I have big big surprise lined up for you

 

[glockman]

please dont cancel your repeated yearly 69th birthday
I have big big surprise lined up for you

But to me, every day feels like my birthday. I eat, drink, smoke and fuck in celebration.