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PEASANTPORE – The Chief District Kangaroo Judge, presiding over a Stalinist type Show Trial said it is child's play to ignore the purged law professor's claims that the Cronies Panel of Inquisition Bastards (CPIB) threatened him into confessing.
In a clear hint that further resistance is futile, the Kangaroo District Judge simply says he wants to think that 'to be fixed' Lecher Tey Tsun Hang's six statements to the CPIB were made voluntarily. District Kangaroo says whether CPIB lackeys used threats or otherwise is not a valid defense. He hinted that Lecher Tey will be slimed with the bowels of guilt.
The District Kangaroo said if you watch movies depicting prison life e.g. 监狱风云, new inmates are usually cowed, bullied will never lodge a complaint because they will be beaten up after the complaint is made. Hence he says Lecher Tey did not made a complaint about the threats, hence there are not threats.
Kangaroo Tan, helping the Deputy Persecutor claimed if Lecher Tey was coerced on all six occasions, his fair weather Dean and fellow law professors would have spoke up when he consulted with them. Yet they all watched 监狱风云 and realized coerced confession is not a valid defense in Peasantpore.
Similarly he pointed out that bad treatment is common in the SAF but national serfs were warned never to lodge an official complaint because there are many ways to punish 'complain kings' subtly.
In whitewashing the CPIB threats, the District Kangaroo turned Deputy Persecutor, crowed if Lecher Tey was a former district judge, a former state counsel and a law professor and if he would have watched the movie 监狱风云, he would not invoked threats as a defense.
The judge added that Lecher Tey's assertions of threats will be interpreted as smearing the Asiatic reputations of the CPIB and that calls for heavier sentencing.
The Kangaroo Judge proceeded to made more claims to discredit Lecher Tey who is punished for his essays that make fun of the Kangaroo Legal System in Peasantpore.
Most legal lackeys would have hated Mathematics to choose Law as a career but to do well in Peasantpore, legal lackeys must understand at least the Big Balls Theorem. In this case, Ruler Loong has issued a decree that challenges against Peasantpore's Legal System must not be tolerated and hence the Show Trial to shame Lecher Tey for his naïve essays. A simple application of the Big Balls Theorem should imply that Lecher Tey is at the wrong side of history and will be convicted at a later date.
PEASANTPORE – The Chief District Kangaroo Judge, presiding over a Stalinist type Show Trial said it is child's play to ignore the purged law professor's claims that the Cronies Panel of Inquisition Bastards (CPIB) threatened him into confessing.
In a clear hint that further resistance is futile, the Kangaroo District Judge simply says he wants to think that 'to be fixed' Lecher Tey Tsun Hang's six statements to the CPIB were made voluntarily. District Kangaroo says whether CPIB lackeys used threats or otherwise is not a valid defense. He hinted that Lecher Tey will be slimed with the bowels of guilt.
The District Kangaroo said if you watch movies depicting prison life e.g. 监狱风云, new inmates are usually cowed, bullied will never lodge a complaint because they will be beaten up after the complaint is made. Hence he says Lecher Tey did not made a complaint about the threats, hence there are not threats.
Kangaroo Tan, helping the Deputy Persecutor claimed if Lecher Tey was coerced on all six occasions, his fair weather Dean and fellow law professors would have spoke up when he consulted with them. Yet they all watched 监狱风云 and realized coerced confession is not a valid defense in Peasantpore.
Similarly he pointed out that bad treatment is common in the SAF but national serfs were warned never to lodge an official complaint because there are many ways to punish 'complain kings' subtly.
In whitewashing the CPIB threats, the District Kangaroo turned Deputy Persecutor, crowed if Lecher Tey was a former district judge, a former state counsel and a law professor and if he would have watched the movie 监狱风云, he would not invoked threats as a defense.
The judge added that Lecher Tey's assertions of threats will be interpreted as smearing the Asiatic reputations of the CPIB and that calls for heavier sentencing.
The Kangaroo Judge proceeded to made more claims to discredit Lecher Tey who is punished for his essays that make fun of the Kangaroo Legal System in Peasantpore.
Most legal lackeys would have hated Mathematics to choose Law as a career but to do well in Peasantpore, legal lackeys must understand at least the Big Balls Theorem. In this case, Ruler Loong has issued a decree that challenges against Peasantpore's Legal System must not be tolerated and hence the Show Trial to shame Lecher Tey for his naïve essays. A simple application of the Big Balls Theorem should imply that Lecher Tey is at the wrong side of history and will be convicted at a later date.
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