Whose Woman's Armpit is More Smelly?

[MBSSLOTS]

1. Ah Tiong
2. Ah Neh
3. Ah Noy
4. Ah Lian

 

[jw5]

1. Ah Tiong
2. Ah Neh
3. Ah Noy
4. Ah Lian

Very bad experience once with a number 3.
Was standing behind one in the queue to top up ez link card.
She completed her transaction and turned around to walk off, while raising her arm to put the card into her bag.
KNNBCAP!!!!!!

 

[halsey02]

The Ah neh from my experience, two wet armpits with BO mixed with sandal wood, mix with Jasmines, mix with co co nut oil, mix with coriander, tumeric, cumin, clove & others. This lethal combination is acquired when the ah neh step out of any temple along Serangoon road with the temperature or 32C, onto an air condition bus that is a single deck....the smell can raise the Egyptian mummies from their slumber.

The mother of all B.O.

 

[eatshitndie]

The Ah neh from my experience.......

The mother of all B.O.

among the ah neh's, definitely the paki goat meat eaters. years of eating goat meat must have permeated their dna with the curse of dead goats. and the most foul cums out the way of the armpit. at least among vegetarian ah neh's, the spices plus rancid oil cause me to puke. for goat meat eaters, their emissions cause me to die.

 

[halsey02]

among the ah neh's, definitely the paki goat meat eaters. years of eating goat meat must have permeated their dna with the curse of dead goats. and the most foul cums out the way of the armpit. at least among vegetarian ah neh's, the spices plus rancid oil cause me to puke. for goat meat eaters, their emissions cause me to die.

Agree, you can smell the goat, for animals have their distinct smell, not only the smell of the animals, the spices the eat too, like cumin, tumeric, clove, just to name a few...that is why you can smell ah neh, with your eyes closed...the smell is distinct.

I was taking about B.O. combination...that smell, when permeated in an enclose space like a bus, with no way to open the windows, with air conditioning...

 

[MBSSLOTS]

I eat lots of cockles. My armpit smell like cockles? :*:

 

[eatshitndie]

Agree, you can smell the goat, for animals have their distinct smell, not only the smell of the animals, the spices the eat too, like cumin, tumeric, clove, just to name a few...that is why you can smell ah neh, with your eyes closed...the smell is distinct.

I was taking about B.O. combination...that smell, when permeated in an enclose space like a bus, with no way to open the windows, with air conditioning...

the problem with ah neh's, even in the land of the free, is that they close their windows, vents or any opening in their residence. and they pull curtains down for fear of the sun and outsiders looking in. if there are vampires who have to live in a cave, they would very well find home in any ah neh's house. by closing in, the odor stays and permeates every fabric in the house, from upholstery to curtains to clothes. because they seldom dry clean (in fact not since i've never seen them in laundry and dry clean shops) or wash their jackets and outer wear, the moment they put them on, birds will fall from sky and die.

 

[ykhuser]

you people make me laugh so much

 

[scbccb]

My goodness, sons of the pharoahs!

The Ah neh from my experience, two wet armpits with BO mixed with sandal wood, mix with Jasmines, mix with co co nut oil, mix with coriander, tumeric, cumin, clove & others. This lethal combination is acquired when the ah neh step out of any temple along Serangoon road with the temperature or 32C, onto an air condition bus that is a single deck....the smell can raise the Egyptian mummies from their slumber.

The mother of all B.O.

 

[MBSSLOTS]

Actually, when I eat durians, my pee and poo smell of durian.

 

[halsey02]

I eat lots of cockles. My armpit smell like cockles? :*:

Depends on which type of cockles you are eating, the unwash 'hum' you mouth will smell like swill, & Mike, says you may get mouth cancer. The other cockles, your mouth will smell too, but armpits do not.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

was this even a legitimate question? By uninamious decision shit skins take the cake. Not easy to win a shit skin in being smelly. Only another skin can beat it.

That's why even blind ppl have to suffer they don't have to look upon the ugly sight of a skin but have to smell and hear it.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

the problem with ah neh's, even in the land of the free, is that they close their windows, vents or any opening in their residence. and they pull curtains down for fear of the sun and outsiders looking in. if there are vampires who have to live in a cave, they would very well find home in any ah neh's house. by closing in, the odor stays and permeates every fabric in the house, from upholstery to curtains to clothes. because they seldom dry clean (in fact not since i've never seen them in laundry and dry clean shops) or wash their jackets and outer wear, the moment they put them on, birds will fall from sky and die.

Once you rent your unit to a shit skin it will always smell like a shit skin. These fucks sure have a way of marking their territory much better than dogs.

 

[ILovePAP]

The smelliest are those belonging to Opposition Supporters who attend stupid delusional rallies during elections. Should ban them from taking public transport after rallies!

 

[looneytan]

Actually, when I eat durians, my pee and poo smell of durian.

How about this one ...

I like the smell of my urine the morning after eating this

 

[eatshitndie]

Once you rent your unit to a shit skin it will always smell like a shit skin. These fucks sure have a way of marking their territory much better than dogs.

it's not politically correct to blurp this out, and i hate to share it. as a landlord, any home that is wood-framed will suffer the consequences of getting permeated by odor, smoke, and micro particles of strong spices. worse if walls are sheetboarded and painted with an eggshell coat. the landlord literally has to redo walls and repaint to prepare house for next tenant. it's daunting when entire kitchen cabinetry has to be replaced. :*:

 

[zeddy]

I had this bad experience once in a bus.. Got a seat behind a lovely pretty Northern Ah Neh lady with quite ample boobs.. But too bad about BO smell from her armpit.. I had to hold my breathe a few times because the smell was quite strong..

In the end I changed my seat to escape from her volatile BO.... But even that was not good enough.. Her BO smell managed to make their way to my nostrils even though I was at least 5 seats away from her..:(:(:(

My suffering nose was finally saved when the Ah Neh lady alighted at Siglap..

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

it's not politically correct to blurp this out, and i hate to share it. as a landlord, any home that is wood-framed will suffer the consequences of getting permeated by odor, smoke, and micro particles of strong spices. worse if walls are sheetboarded and painted with an eggshell coat. the landlord literally has to redo walls and repaint to prepare house for next tenant. it's daunting when entire kitchen cabinetry has to be replaced. :*:

Firstly on the topic of being PC do you know if you suddenly change it to chinese whether prc, sinkie or abc it's perfectly fine to write all sorts of degradatory remarks on them?


Anyway back to the stinking homes and shit skin tenants. Don't rent to a shit skin. Just don't fucking rent to them. Period. My mum used to tell her housing agent when she was renting out her house she didn't want shit skins or m&ds as tenants. Period. Nothing wrong with that at all. Oh you're so racist for doing that!!! That's BS cos your home will either stink or your rent won't be paid in time. My mum rented out her house to some china students eventually and even lent them the tv in her room. No problems at all.

Just like you mentioned the landlord has to waste money redoing walls and his home just cos his tenants were shit skins stinking up his unit and somehow that's fine so as not to hurt their feelings or some other BS but it's fine to give problems to the landlord.

The only time when i think it's fine to rent to a skin is if you have some pig pen and all your past tenants happen to be shit skins so it makes no difference if you rent to a new skin although i think it's going to be difficult actually collecting the rent on time so at the end of the day only shit skin landlords should be forced to accept shit skin tenants so they know how to deal with it and even shit skinned landlords don't want shit skin tenants cos aside from the smell and getting your property fucked up good luck actually seeing the rent.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

I had this bad experience once in a bus.. Got a seat behind a lovely pretty Northern Ah Neh lady with quite ample boobs.. But too bad about BO smell from her armpit.. I had to hold my breathe a few times because the smell was quite strong..

In the end I changed my seat to escape from her volatile BO.... But even that was not good enough.. Her BO smell managed to make their way to my nostrils even though I was at least 5 seats away from her..:(:(:(

My suffering nose was finally saved when the Ah Neh lady alighted at Siglap..

It's amazing that even the females stink so bad isn't it?


Pity if a blind man was there he would be smelling it and wouldnt; even know where the fuck it came from or how to escape from it.

 

[blackmondy]

The Ah neh from my experience, two wet armpits with BO mixed with sandal wood, mix with Jasmines, mix with co co nut oil, mix with coriander, tumeric, cumin, clove & others. This lethal combination is acquired when the ah neh step out of any temple along Serangoon road with the temperature or 32C, onto an air condition bus that is a single deck....the smell can raise the Egyptian mummies from their slumber.

The mother of all B.O.

If ah-nehs put a bouquet of fresh flowers under their armpits, you'll see the flowers turn purple and withered immediately.