Which are the Christian names you'd LikeLy to distrust ..

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I used to have one so called Christian or European names but like Harry I feel ashamed and stopped using it!Only in China Waiters and waitresses are made to wear one!What a shame!
 
I used to have one so called Christian or European names but like Harry I feel ashamed and stopped using it!Only in China Waiters and waitresses are made to wear one!What a shame!

Better don't name yourself Harry if your surname is Kok.
 
LordElrond thinks Lionel is fine but anything that sounds like de Souza... de "xxx" whatever... stay away from them
 
the name Palmer goes hand in hand with mangoes

There is a new fruit tree in SINgapore, found only at Punggol East, called the Palmango tree, one Sir Luck, is salivating over the fruits...may have tasted one.who knows??
 
Yup. Quite right. This means there is no such thing as a Xtain name. European names to be exact.

Totally.....theres no such things as Xtian names...its either Euro or English names....Thanks to internet, in the past Sinkie do not know the authenticity/originality and make things up...
 
Not all Christian names are English names, and not all English names are Christian names.

Christian names = names found in the Bible e.g. David, James, Peter, John, Joshua, Jacob, Matthew, Aaron, Moses, Joseph, Andrew.

English names = Marcus, Kyle, Cecil, Alex, Dick, Martin, Vincent.

I cast a wary eye on those who have very 'exotic' Christian names e.g. Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Abiathar, Lazarus, Micah, Malachi, Nathanael.

I also distrust people with weird English names, e.g. Ace Kindred Cheong, Edward Whistler Goh.

i thought christian names are those that are in baptismal certificates?

if i'm not wrong, jeremiah and ezekiel are found in the bible too.

i cannot stand a lot of the names young parents give their beloved offspring these days. very fancy or elven, but the kids look... :rolleyes:
 
if u r a girl with a surname chng, never call yourself monica or u would be asking strangers to MONICA CHNG which sounds hokkien and means to touch your butt.
 
A girl with a surname like Bay should not have a name called Nina.
 
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