Where should u keep your condoms?

[A Singaporean]

 

[tobelightlight]

The moral of the story is to stay away from women so the females dun have trust issues with men to deal with.

 

[laksaboy]

Be careful if the condom breaks and you're shagging a sperm bandit!

 

[tanwahtiu]

If her mother ask for sex .... go for it....

 

[eatshitndie]

when he found her waiting at the door he should be honest and have said… “thanks for waiting. please wait another 36.9 minutes as i need to get a condom to bang your sis. after that, it’s your turn next.”

 

[bobby]

Condom should always be on your cock....

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

The moral of the story is to stay away from women so the females dun have trust issues with men to deal with.

So that’s your excuse for being gay?

 

[Leungsam]

when he found her waiting at the door he should be honest and have said… “thanks for waiting. please wait another 36.9 minutes as i need to get a condom to bang your sis. after that, it’s your turn next.”

why not together? i.e., 3P

 

[red amoeba]

Should always bang raw. Shoot outside.