What Overtime Tan wants to say but cannot say lest the netizens bombard him again...

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PEASANTPORE: Acting Peasantpower Minion Overtime Tan CJ said whether the Lackey Wages Council (NWC) continues presenting quantitative recommendations depends on Ruler Loong's mood in the coming full moons.

Peasant Representative for heartland Chua Chu Kang Representative Democracy Scam, Smart Alex Yam-mi pointed out in an Imperial Court session that the pro-regime NWC had provided Jewish-like stingy recommendations this year, which is a slight deviation from previous years.

The pro-regime NWC has recommend but does not compel, specifically that merchants grant a built-in stipend increase of at least 50 peanuts to peasants earning a basic monthly salary of up to S$1,000 but must pay $300,000-%500,000 for a birdcage.

The Acting Minion said he understands the ironies of this gesture but his lackeys and moles in the Peasantpore National Merchants Federation and the pliant National Trades Union Cocksuckers are that local Asiatic merchants have lan lan been supportive but some Ang Moh merchants are grumbling because they did not understand the nuances of the regime's words.

Lackey Yam-mi wanted to know if welfare or dole, especially for low wage peasants, will be the way forward for the next five years.

Overtime Tan said: "Lumpar question deserves lumpar answer. If you go KTV, and this year, the PRC hostess ask for for addition 5 peanuts to kiss her neh-neh, mathematics called it slight deviation, economists say specifying not just in quantitative terms but in specific dollar terms. If every KTV hostess ask for the same $5 tip, then this becomes what hokkien beng called, 'a norm' or lan lan. Of course, mama-sans will tell you it depends on how you kenna service or got cum or not. If there got cum, then pay lah. 开心就好 right? Simple logic also do not understand, you want the PRCs to form a PRC Whores' Association and in future specify a quantum or discrete sum. KNN, like shopping for the best whore to fark, we would look at the whores to see if the fark is worth the price that she, or in some case, he, quotes. Different fucks got different levels, ang pai got ang pai price, cheap bangla fuck also have, you want?"

Overtime Tan stressed that the PRC Whores' Association is unlikely to be given permission to be established but his example continue to evolve and provide hints how much merchants should pay serfs and peasants.
 
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