Foreign Trash Tonychat has 2 cows.
He does not eat them nor drink their milk cos he is a vegan.
He name them Cow Pei and Cow Bu cos this is what he does best online.
Since when Vegan cannot drink milk???
Foreign Trash Tonychat has 2 cows.
He does not eat them nor drink their milk cos he is a vegan.
He name them Cow Pei and Cow Bu cos this is what he does best online.
Singapore Cow:
You have 2 cows in a sleepy fishing village
The 2 cows produce more and more milk every year
Farmer Lee comes along and exhorts the cows to produce even more milk
Farmer Lee takes all the milk from the by now half dead cows
Farmer Lee abandons original exhausted cows and imports foreign cows for new milking.
Singapore Cow:
You have 2 cows in a sleepy fishing village
The 2 cows produce more and more milk every year
Farmer Lee comes along and exhorts the cows to produce even more milk
Farmer Lee takes all the milk from the by now half dead cows
Farmer Lee abandons original exhausted cows and imports foreign cows for new milking.
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Actually, the farmers squeezed the 2 cows for milk until they became rebellious and refused to be milked. How to get more milk? The farmer then got a brilliant idea. Why not bring in more foreign cows and feed them cheap weeds and get more milk. The rest is history.
Hi blindswordsman, well said, I like that, n our farmers tell us they are "professionals": Group Representation Constituencies (GRC): really = Goal-posts Relocation Conspiracy. In typical corrupt countries: e.g. India, Philippines, we hear stories of politicians stuffing ballot boxes with duplicate/ fraud votes (they bribe election commission/ printers etc to get their way). LKY in 1988 however, changed the goal post by stuffing parliament with amalgamations of SMCs into GRCs to keep out independent candidates and smaller opposition parties (which is about everyone else): thus promoting much in-breeding of political ideas in parliament: all this despite having had the option of simply piggy-backing minority race representation on the (existent since 1984) NCMP scheme to guarantee opposition candidates in parliament with the least disruption to the one constituency one MP system (GRCs could be cooperation between SMCs only after elections: as Punggol-East currently is now)(Non-Constituency Minority MP(NCMMP) can vote only on issues race related, but can speak up on anything).Thread source (SBY): What is the Singapore Cow?Actually, the farmers squeezed the 2 cows for milk until they became rebellious and refused to be milked. How to get more milk? The farmer then got a brilliant idea. Why not bring in more foreign cows and feed them cheap weeds and get more milk. The rest is history.Papsmearer said:Singapore Cow:AhMeng said:So what about Singapore 2 Cows?
TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
... ...
You have 2 cows in a sleepy fishing village
The 2 cows produce more and more milk every year
Farmer Lee comes along and exhorts the cows to produce even more milk
Farmer Lee takes all the milk from the by now half dead cows
Farmer Lee abandons original exhausted cows and imports foreign cows for new milking.
Older version of same discussion...Thread source: ' A Tale of 2 Cows'
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour...
Two cows - love it!
Since when Vegan cannot drink milk???