What is the KPI of LIM BOON HENG?

[Frankiestine]

wayang union leader?

i thought that title already went to that lim swee sway jin siah sway mini clown...?

 

[Hope]

could try for boot licker par excellence?:d

quietly drawing 2 million + a year,not bad at all.

 

[SneeringTree]

quietly drawing 2 million + a year,not bad at all.

I think that's absolutely wrong!

 

[Dan Now]

I ask in all earnestness:

What is the KPI (key performance indicators) of LIM BOON HENG?

Interesting.

Here is a equation I think that could be helpful.

( No. of years to sell out one's conscience + meritocratic delusions + Peasants bashing skills + Pro PR to replace Singaporeans initiatives and activities + adhrerence to PAP's One Party Fascist Vision + Double Talk PR Propaganda skills + Balls carrying to the FamiLee + number in strenght of Resident Comm henchman recruitment + Ability to form team so that he can take long vacation and twang skills ) X ( No. of Fuckups ) X ( The ability to be Thick Skin enough to draw High salary while fucking up ) X ( Telling peasants off by making them say thank you ) = (Total Salary + Pension + welfare ) / No of times of not attending parliament.

There. I hope it is helpful.

Cheers

 

[helicopview]

he is a nice chap. As far as i know, he is down to earth. In jurong grc, he is known for his helpfulness. He does not put up an air and well liked by residents. He is very involved in community events.

 

[VIBGYOR]

I am saying we should get rid of all the Ministers in PMO. Including SM and MM. They should retire or continue to work FOC as payment to Singapore for giving them millions of salary.

This one I agree with you.

I will write an email to them!

Dear Sir,

I would like to bring to you attention that there are redundancy in the Cabinet.

It is especially true in the post of MM, SM and PMOs are wasting taxpayers dollars for no true benefits, other than assisting the incompetent Prime Minister.

Please be informed that the public shares the same sentiments, you can read it here.

titled "What is the Key Performance Index of Lim Boon Heng"

http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=14922

If you like to, you could stay on as non salaried member of the cabinet, if you wish so to volunteer your services to the country.

Thank you for your attention.

Sincerely,

The people of Singapore

 

[scroobal]

I ask in all earnestness:

What is the KPI (key performance indicators) of LIM BOON HENG?

He is the first minister to complete his KPI years ahead of others. He co-organised old man's 80th birthday at Shangriu-La.

 

[SneeringTree]

he is a nice chap. As far as i know, he is down to earth. In jurong grc, he is known for his helpfulness. He does not put up an air and well liked by residents. He is very involved in community events.

You just described 70% of the people that I know except this people don't get paid millions to hang around as a minister with no portfolio.

Honestly, if I am paid this much money, I'll be washing the void decks of my constituents everyday.

 

[Balancemind]

No, I am honestly, objectively, trying to think of ways to justify him being paid a full minister's salary in this time of crisis.

Well, an MP without a portfolio drawing full minister pay and if you do not think he is a free loader than where do you want to put him in.

 

[snrcitizen]

You just described 70% of the people that I know except this people don't get paid millions to hang around as a minister with no portfolio.

Honestly, if I am paid this much money, I'll be washing the void decks of my constituents everyday.

Completely agree with you. There are many nice guys out there who would also like to be paid millions just to show they are nice and do nothing else.

Remembered this was the clown who went to Japan to jiak hong and then came back insisting on the introduction of the compulsory annuity scheme which led to the black september activity.

Now he is probably put on the important job of delivering memos within the PMO.

 

[masgnoeL]

didn't know he still around! must be damn low since he has dropped out of the screen

No portfolio, where to have KPI?
Ok, his KPI is how to ensure he has no portfolio forever.

 

[SneeringTree]

I still don't know what's so ministerial about the things he do that justify his pay and position.

And after 20 plus posts, it appears that noone else knows either!

 

[batman1]

Seriously, any job description, any portfolio??

He graduated in naval architecture but now a full-time Por Lum Par !

 

[SneeringTree]

Sometimes, I really wonder: has the man no shame?

 

[karmabear]

he is a nice chap. As far as i know, he is down to earth. In jurong grc, he is known for his helpfulness. He does not put up an air and well liked by residents. He is very involved in community events.

Wtf????? Dude, you know jackshit and you are blatantly lying. How the he'll is he helpful? Have you been to Jurong in your entire life? PAP did jack all for us, other than a upgrade of jurong lake to make shinyhead look good. Cleaning the blocks vigorously before lim boon heng appears, yah that's helpful but 2 weeks later, things go back to the same. I guess that's helpful.

Jurong has one of the highest incidence of suicides that go unreported, unsurprising as their average income are lower being an industrial slum. Jesus Christ, how much do they pay you to spread propaganda on a sex forum? Fark!!!

 

[batman1]

What KPI ?
LBH is a phantom minister who is paid by a padded payroll funded by the singapore taxpayers' money.

 

[middaydog]

Wtf????? Dude, How the he'll is he helpful?

May be he helped old lady crossing the road ??

 

[streetsmart73]

May be he helped old lady crossing the road ??

hi there


1. uncle, wow!
2. what an expensive walker man!
3. kpis include crying out loud and turned around supporting the casino thing.

 

[Equalisation]

His KPI is measured by the number of teardrops forcefully squeezed out a la lacoste.

The reward is half a million per drop and with additional bonus if process really look dramatic !!

 

[Frankiestine]

May be he helped old lady crossing the road ??

More like he helped old lady to cross the road and left her mid way across..