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Peasantpore: The Urban Remonetisation Authority and Housing Mafia will look into increasing carpark lots after Minion Indraneh made some noises in the Tiong Bahru area by clearing spaces.
Coincidentally the Jiat Leow Bee Land Transport Authority is considering removing double yellow lines at Tiong Bahru's small roads for the same purpose too.
Peasant Representative for Tanjong Pagar GRC Indraneh Rojak says this is part of her working committee's plan to add carpark lots in the area to serve rich merchants and arty farty peasants patronising the various KTV lounges and budget hotels in the area.
While this has resulted in more horny visitors to the area, more merchant motorists have also been getting summonses there and it is difficult to explain to their wives why they are eating porridge 3AM in the morning. One fine example is Jackarse Neo who used one of the cheap hotels to screw his starlets. It is not known of Jackarse Neo received any traffic violation summons during his ill fated screw jobs.
Minion Indraneh told various lackey organisations that plans to step up enforcement will only cost her votes during 2016 Procedural Erections. With Old Autocrat visiting Lord Yama before 2016, there is possibility of political dissenters forming a team to balk them.
Indraneh says that her committee is working with the LTA to produce jiat leow bee signages that will point out where more parking lots are. Those signages will be funded by increased parking wardens' activity.
There are also plans to give out flyers showing the different carpark spaces to motorists and the reminder that appeals for parking offenders will not be entertained.
Minion Indraneh said: "Thank you for making me look like North Korea's Kims after the Queenstown Wayang Scandal. KNN, thanks to flood of new PRC KTV hostesses, more peasants and merchants are flocking to the KTV joints. After a night of singing and hanky panky, many proceed with their dodgy affairs in the two budget hotels right here. The last thing I would like to do is to entertain the influential merchants who make things difficult for me when they cannot find parking spaces before farking their conquests. From the summons, their wives will know what they are up to and will write arty comprain letters to Shit Times. So LTA, URA and Housing Mafia better get their acts together and increase parking spaces before suffer Boy George's sorry fate."
Peasantpore: The Urban Remonetisation Authority and Housing Mafia will look into increasing carpark lots after Minion Indraneh made some noises in the Tiong Bahru area by clearing spaces.
Coincidentally the Jiat Leow Bee Land Transport Authority is considering removing double yellow lines at Tiong Bahru's small roads for the same purpose too.
Peasant Representative for Tanjong Pagar GRC Indraneh Rojak says this is part of her working committee's plan to add carpark lots in the area to serve rich merchants and arty farty peasants patronising the various KTV lounges and budget hotels in the area.
While this has resulted in more horny visitors to the area, more merchant motorists have also been getting summonses there and it is difficult to explain to their wives why they are eating porridge 3AM in the morning. One fine example is Jackarse Neo who used one of the cheap hotels to screw his starlets. It is not known of Jackarse Neo received any traffic violation summons during his ill fated screw jobs.
Minion Indraneh told various lackey organisations that plans to step up enforcement will only cost her votes during 2016 Procedural Erections. With Old Autocrat visiting Lord Yama before 2016, there is possibility of political dissenters forming a team to balk them.
Indraneh says that her committee is working with the LTA to produce jiat leow bee signages that will point out where more parking lots are. Those signages will be funded by increased parking wardens' activity.
There are also plans to give out flyers showing the different carpark spaces to motorists and the reminder that appeals for parking offenders will not be entertained.
Minion Indraneh said: "Thank you for making me look like North Korea's Kims after the Queenstown Wayang Scandal. KNN, thanks to flood of new PRC KTV hostesses, more peasants and merchants are flocking to the KTV joints. After a night of singing and hanky panky, many proceed with their dodgy affairs in the two budget hotels right here. The last thing I would like to do is to entertain the influential merchants who make things difficult for me when they cannot find parking spaces before farking their conquests. From the summons, their wives will know what they are up to and will write arty comprain letters to Shit Times. So LTA, URA and Housing Mafia better get their acts together and increase parking spaces before suffer Boy George's sorry fate."
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