what if one of the 72 virgins is a fake virgin?

[Yuletide]

how?

 

[Balls2U]

That one not counted as her abalone is non-halal anyway.

 

[NanoRay]

It's 72-year old virgin, not 72 virgins.

 

[Eisenhut]

how?

More like what if all 72 like our forum resident virgin?

 

[Yuletide]

More like what if all 72 like our forum resident virgin?

then habis

 

[countryman]

It also didn't say the virgins have to be females...

 

[lostvirgin]

More like what if all 72 like our forum resident virgin?

Oh dear, I hope he's got a spare bomb with him?

 

[duluxe]

Why are you asking this question when you are not even eligible to get 1 in heaven?

 

[Yuletide]

Why are you asking this question when you are not even eligible to get 1 in heaven?

for learning

 

[glockman]

God is omniscient, so He knows who's a virgin and who's not. Hence only virgins are allowed into Paradise to be deflowered by our dearly departed and brave islamic brothers.

 

[Balls2U]

God is omniscient, so He knows who's a virgin and who's not. Hence only virgins are allowed into Paradise to be deflowered by our dearly departed and brave islamic brothers.

Does that virgin slut from Mayfair qualify?

 

[glockman]

Does that virgin slut from Mayfair qualify?

virgin slut is an oxymoron, don't you think? Besides, I refuse to be baited by your question, and expose myself to fire and brimstone

 

[NanoRay]

virgin slut is an oxymoron, don't you think? Besides, I refuse to be baited by your question, and expose myself to fire and brimstone

She ownself admits she is a 凤姐。 How can 一楼一凤 be a virgin ?

 

[glockman]

She ownself admits she is a 凤姐。 How can 一楼一凤 be a virgin ?

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Ahhh ok, I see what you mean.

https://www.sammyboy.com/threads/ha...oenix-in-hongkong-before.353253/#post-3919123

 

[duluxe]

for learning

You are learning the wrong value and the wrong religion.

 

[lostvirgin]

virgin slut is an oxymoron, don't you think? Besides, I refuse to be baited by your question, and expose myself to fire and brimstone

Dearest, it isn't an oxymoron.
The brains are just slower than the hymen,
like a headless stuffed Christmas turkey with memories of herself chuckling in the farm with other cocks.

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

how?

then you're allowed to Fark ALLAH in the arse............

 

[duluxe]

then you're allowed to Fark ALLAH in the arse............

allah is not a virgin

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

allah is not a virgin

maybe anally still is ?