What does this mean?

[peppertail]

You had this with flak replies, in drips and draps. In essence, it's a kinda chinese local death curse befall on you and family. Dunno if meant to zap you instead (or fatalistic sarcasm).

Doesn't seem you have many fans here, no love lost?

Thanks, that must have been a weak ass curse.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

funniest thread of the dayROFL

This month people should keep in close contact with each other to ward off the spirits. Come let's get closer.

 

[wendychan]

This month people should keep in close contact with each other to ward off the spirits. Come let's get closer.

you don't wanna get close to me...
i know of some close peeps who practice the colored magic... im actually quite worried

 

[escher]

It means you and your family members will be meeting your master LKY soon and all of you will have a feast.

All the joss sticks and candle wax that you can eat.
Eat till you all shiok shiok.

We will be doing our yum yum yum seng while you have your joss sticks

 

[escher]

Hey chickenshit, how come still no put my avatar in your ignore list yet? Dun waste my time anymore.

What the fuck! When I am the first in your fucking ignore list, how come you into the poll I set up for smear of shit on sole of shoe?
I do not know what the fuck you wrote as you in my ignore list. I can see you as a hello kitty with no mouth and cannot talk or scream
But you can stick your fucking head in unflushed toilet bowl and yum seng there.

 

[escher]

Someone is cursing death to you and your family. Eat candle refers to the candles used in funeral rites or wakes, or prayer to ghosts during 7th month.

You should eat a balanced diet of both plants and animals in order to avoid the curse.

Have joss sticks to have ying and yang in good balance. Candle wax alone is too much yang and not good for the soul if taken alone.