what do you think about my fart idea?

[tualingong]

I have been thinking about farting recently.

Farting is actually the act of producing biogas.

If we can think of harnessing it and put them into a container.

It could power our cars to bring us home from office or from home to office.

We fart a lot when we are at home or in the office.

Especially when we post messages here in sammyboy.

We could have a portable container to collect fart gas.

Then transfer to a bigger fart container in our cars.

Think about environmental friendly acts this would be.

We are not polluting the air with our smelly farts.

Precious fossil fuel usage will be reduced tremendously.

Not only that audible or public farting will become socially acceptable because people know we are helping the environment by reducing CO2 emissions.

What do you think of my fart idea?

 

[YellowRibbon]

Farting good idea

When ppl are addicted to farts in the future, you can sell a container of farts for $19.90 including GST

 

[Leongsam]

What do you think of my fart idea?

It's already being done with cow fart.

 

[UltimaOnline]

Next time you report for reservist, submit your idea as a WITS suggestion. You might get a promotion.

 

[Picardo]

If a certain animal's gas is discovered by someone to impart some health benefit, or beauty benefit, etc, he will certainly become rich overnight.

Imagine how rich one will be if smelling canned human fart for an hour a day is found to increase bust size. Or if smelling old women's fart for an hour will increase the size of male members, its commercial potential will be certainly be highly exploited.

 

[Agoraphobic]

I have been thinking about farting recently.

Farting is actually the act of producing biogas.

If we can think of harnessing it and put them into a container...

That's the hard part - transferring it into a storage container. Do we just fart into a jar and cover it with a lid as fast as possible? Or fart into the jar via a tubed valve? If so, it will take a few seconds to stuff the tube up into the asshole, during which precious time could be lost and the fart is wasted into the air. During college days, dorm mate came into our room while we were watch TV, spread himself on the floor, spread his legs, and lit his fart! The gas went up in a burst of flame - whoof! And we all started laughing our guts out. Was quite a funny scene.

Cheers!

 

[Picardo]

To bring this idea a step further, if one is motivated and talented enough, one can even develope one's charismatic skill to such a degree to even be able to distort good Biblical teachings to convince many people that by smelling Jesus' bodily gas, he or she can expect a hundredfold returns in cash. Then one may manage to attract a mega crowd of 'faithful' believers, and consequently realise one's wildest financial dreams and fame.

Obviously that is a gross and distastefully obnoxious distortion of the true teachings. In reality gross DISTORTION of original true teachings is rather common everywhere, including it's use in financial scams carefully disguised as truth to hoodwink those who, for their own reasons, are willing to believe in the distortion.

But this is not to suggest that I view sound teachings negatively. Far from it. In fact the original spiritual teachings of the true Master Jesus is worthy of remembering and practising for all time. But evidently, many people do believe in distorted teachings. In my humblest view, no mega-preacher, dead or alive, is even worthy as to smell the fart of Jesus.

If a certain animal's gas is discovered by someone to impart some health benefit, or beauty benefit, etc, he will certainly become rich overnight.

Imagine how rich one will be if smelling canned human fart for an hour a day is found to increase bust size. Or if smelling old women's fart for an hour will increase the size of male members, its commercial potential will be certainly be highly exploited.

 

[QXD]

Excellent idea.

It will be a law that all SG citizens must carry with them at all times, a "specially" made plastic bag to collect farts.

And then sell you the bag for $10 each fart and place a heavy fine whenever a fart goes rouge.

Nice.

 

[eatshitndie]

sinkie fart is not rich enough in methane content to offset cost of storage (real estate) and containment. need to add corn, daikon and kimchi to sinkie diet. :p