We are in for hard time

[middaydog]

Dear People of Singapore ,

Due to the foreseeable financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government..

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

 

[erection2015]

haha nice one bro. liked it.

 

[middaydog]

you got Raped, Shafted or Screwed ?

 

[erection2015]

heading towards all 3 la bro.:(

you got Raped, Shafted or Screwed ?

 

[Windsor]

Nice one bro. Sorry can only up you once, otherwise will up you again.

 

[middaydog]

Sorry can only up you once

Same here bro

 

[Seee3]

Woa... MOM needs talent like you. By next GE, original citizen would be wiped out. Thank you for the enjoyment.

 

[Leongsam]

Same here bro

I have zapped you for plagiarism. That message has been circulating on the net for years under various guises.

eg : http://plasticsaints.myfreeforum.org/viewtopic.php?t=8644&start=0

http://www.kontraband.com/jokes/18519/Dear-People-Of-The-United-Kingdom/

 

[Windsor]

On a serious note, I think we will be in for a hard time as the ruling government will see their take-home pay reduced and inwardly think we are the cause. They will not look kindly on this and any new policies favouring the populace will not be passed easily. It is also possible there will not be any handouts as I see 2012 will be a very tough year for the all countries.

 

[erection2015]

hey boss....why did u zap him ? All he did was post something that was worth some chuckles ...whether he plagiarised or not.

I have zapped you for plagiarism. That message has been circulating on the net for years under various guises.

eg : http://plasticsaints.myfreeforum.org/viewtopic.php?t=8644&start=0

http://www.kontraband.com/jokes/18519/Dear-People-Of-The-United-Kingdom/

 

[Leongsam]

hey boss....why did u zap him ? All he did was post something that was worth some chuckles ...whether he plagiarised or not.

Because it was not written by him and he did not credit the source. Just because it may have brought you some chuckles does not mean it's the right thing to do.

Almost every week, I get emails threatening me with legal action for plagiarism or copyright violation in the forum. Those emails don't bring chuckles to me I can assure you. It could be very costly if I didn't act swiftly.

 

[erection2015]

ah ok, i get the picture.

Because it was not written by him and he did not credit the source. Just because it may have brought you some chuckles does not mean it's the right thing to do.

Almost every week, I get emails threatening me with legal action for plagiarism or copyright violation in the forum. Those emails don't bring chuckles to me I can assure you. It could be very costly if I didn't act swiftly.

 

[middaydog]

Because it was not written by him and he did not credit the source.

Ok, Ok I credit the source _

Paul Ong, who emailed me this morning

 

[Froggy]

I have zapped you for plagiarism. That message has been circulating on the net for years under various guises.

eg : http://plasticsaints.myfreeforum.org/viewtopic.php?t=8644&start=0

http://www.kontraband.com/jokes/18519/Dear-People-Of-The-United-Kingdom/

I thought I've seen this somewhere before but then I thought its also timely as a reminder and we should be getting this type of reminders on a regular basis up to 2016 before the election. Wonder if someone had started to compile a list starting with salary, MRT, Grace Fu etc etc

 

[Leongsam]

Ok, Ok I credit the source _

Paul Ong, who emailed me this morning

LIAR!!! I checked with every single Paul Ong in facebook and all of them denied having anything to do with you.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Ong/648148970

 

[erection2015]

haha boss.....i just bought a 10kg sack of rice. You so free pls come over to count how many grains are in there. :p

LIAR!!! I checked with every single Paul Ong in facebook and all of them denied having anything to do with you.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Ong/648148970

 

[Froggy]

haha boss.....i just bought a 10kg sack of rice. You so free pls come over to count how many grains are in there. :p

You really want to get a hard-on is it erection2011 giving Sam rice to count? Wait kenna zapped by him then you know. At least choose big redbeans la I think he everyday count money eyes bad already.

 

[Leongsam]

haha boss.....i just bought a 10kg sack of rice. You so free pls come over to count how many grains are in there. :p

I'll do a weigh count and get the answer in less than 10 seconds. :p

 

[middaydog]

LIAR!!! I checked with every single Paul Ong in facebook and all of them denied having anything to do with you.

FUCK YOU for calling me liar, you think all the Paul Ong will be on your fucking facebook

I have never lied so FUCK YOU again :oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo:

I am out of this fucking place

 

[laksaboy]

Dear People of Singapore ,

Due to the foreseeable financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government..

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Singapore, the land of a thousand malls and condos, a hundred SAF camps and acronyms.