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PEASANTPORE: Lebsian Samantha Lo, dubbed "sticker whore" for a string of brazen affixing stickers on various public properties, procedurally pleaded guilty in kangaroo court on Tuesday.
Her bapok accomplice, 30-year-old Bapok Chong, also pleaded guilty.
Lebsian Lo, 26, admitted to seven counts of lightening up the mood at the moody commercial districts with her wisecracks. The remaining eight charges were stood down after 山木庚 cited redundant since Lesbian Lo is getting a light sentence.
Lesbian Lo spray-painted the words "MY GRANDFATHER ROAD" on several roads between March and May 2012; unfortunately included roads are Telegraph Street, Maxwell Road, Robinson Road and Enggor Street, all helmed by Old Autocrat LKY. Apparently his Lordship is not pleased with Lesbian Lo's wisecracks on him.
She also pasted a sticker with the Cantonese-Singlish slang, "SO KANCHEONG FOR WHAT" on a pedestrian sign along Old Autocrat's Robinson Road in the early hours of 17 May 2012.
During mitigation her defence Neh lawyer Philip Jeya-the-nam said Lo's actions were motivated by "artistic Jane Austen sensibilities to lighten the somber mood pervading Old Autocrat's district”, and that her error was failing to get permission from Old Autocrat for her 'bo liao' antics.
He added that lumpar Netizens and local peasants cannot be bothered with Lesbian Lo's antics as they merely mocked Ruler Loong's regime. In addition, Lesbian Lo has procedurally accepted full responsibility for her actions and like all Asiatics, pleaded guilty at the earliest opportunity.
Meanwhile, Lesbian Lo's accomplice Bapok Chong pleaded guilty to three counts of offences.
Bapok Chong had acted as a lookout for Lesbian Lo's arse while she spray-painted Old Autocrat's Enggor Street and Telegraph Street on 17 May 2012.
During mitigation Bapok Chong's lawyer Neh Pereira described Bapok Chong as a talented but sexually frustrated gay artist who had made positive contributions to society, citing his sex workshops at the Peasantpore Boys' Hostel as well as the sex training provided to his Nanyang Polytechnic juniors.
District Kangaroo Christ-top-fur Goh asked both bapoks' lawyers to submit three sanity reports to the Kangaroo Courts before the procedural sentencing. Both are expected to perform community service at Geylang and Changi soon.
While both Lesbian Lo and Bapoks Chong are not virgins, they are first-time offenders.
PEASANTPORE: Lebsian Samantha Lo, dubbed "sticker whore" for a string of brazen affixing stickers on various public properties, procedurally pleaded guilty in kangaroo court on Tuesday.
Her bapok accomplice, 30-year-old Bapok Chong, also pleaded guilty.
Lebsian Lo, 26, admitted to seven counts of lightening up the mood at the moody commercial districts with her wisecracks. The remaining eight charges were stood down after 山木庚 cited redundant since Lesbian Lo is getting a light sentence.
Lesbian Lo spray-painted the words "MY GRANDFATHER ROAD" on several roads between March and May 2012; unfortunately included roads are Telegraph Street, Maxwell Road, Robinson Road and Enggor Street, all helmed by Old Autocrat LKY. Apparently his Lordship is not pleased with Lesbian Lo's wisecracks on him.
She also pasted a sticker with the Cantonese-Singlish slang, "SO KANCHEONG FOR WHAT" on a pedestrian sign along Old Autocrat's Robinson Road in the early hours of 17 May 2012.
During mitigation her defence Neh lawyer Philip Jeya-the-nam said Lo's actions were motivated by "artistic Jane Austen sensibilities to lighten the somber mood pervading Old Autocrat's district”, and that her error was failing to get permission from Old Autocrat for her 'bo liao' antics.
He added that lumpar Netizens and local peasants cannot be bothered with Lesbian Lo's antics as they merely mocked Ruler Loong's regime. In addition, Lesbian Lo has procedurally accepted full responsibility for her actions and like all Asiatics, pleaded guilty at the earliest opportunity.
Meanwhile, Lesbian Lo's accomplice Bapok Chong pleaded guilty to three counts of offences.
Bapok Chong had acted as a lookout for Lesbian Lo's arse while she spray-painted Old Autocrat's Enggor Street and Telegraph Street on 17 May 2012.
During mitigation Bapok Chong's lawyer Neh Pereira described Bapok Chong as a talented but sexually frustrated gay artist who had made positive contributions to society, citing his sex workshops at the Peasantpore Boys' Hostel as well as the sex training provided to his Nanyang Polytechnic juniors.
District Kangaroo Christ-top-fur Goh asked both bapoks' lawyers to submit three sanity reports to the Kangaroo Courts before the procedural sentencing. Both are expected to perform community service at Geylang and Changi soon.
While both Lesbian Lo and Bapoks Chong are not virgins, they are first-time offenders.
