War has ended. KNN Trump!

[Insouciant]

Trump agrees to two-week ceasefire with Iran, subject to Strait of Hormuz opening​

By Kit Maher
By Kristen Holmes, CNN
Updated 7:35 PM EDT, Tue April 7, 2026

Trump agrees to suspend bombing of Iran for two weeks

President Donald Trump said he’d agreed to a two-week ceasefire with Iran on Tuesday, less than two hours before his 8 p.m. deadline to destroy a “whole civilization.”

Trump said the ceasefire agreement was made on the condition that Iran agree to reopen the critical Strait of Hormuz.

“Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE!,” Trump posted on Truth Social.

“The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East,” Trump wrote.

“We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution,” he added.

The White House called a lid at 6:44 p.m., meaning officials don’t anticipate that the press will see Trump for the remainder of the evening.

 

[Insouciant]

The 10-point plan for the conditional ceasefire, according to Iran​

Here is the 10-point plan, according to an Iranian state broadcaster:

1. Complete cessation of the war on Iraq, Lebanon, and Yemen
2. Complete and permanent cessation of the war on Iran with no time limit
3. Ending all conflicts in the region in their entirety
4. Reopening the Strait of Hormuz
5. Establishing a protocol and conditions to ensure freedom and security of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz
6. Full payment of compensation for reconstruction costs to Iran
7. Full commitment to lifting sanctions on Iran
8. Release of Iranian funds and frozen assets held by the United States
9. Iran fully commits to not seeking possession of any nuclear weapons
10. Immediate ceasefire takes effect on all fronts immediately upon approval of the above conditions

 

[Insouciant]

Cheebye lah. Flatten and erase Iran from world map lah. KNN

 

[eatshitndie]

Cheebye lah. Flatten and erase Iran from world map lah. KNN

cannot lah. too many chiobus with great boobs. hard to flatten, unlike spgs.

 

[KingFook Sr]

TACO.

 

[syed putra]

Iran not budging because Israel Continue to bomb iran. Ceasefire or no ceasefire. Like they did in gaza and lebanon.

 

[Dongyi]

Cheebye lah. Flatten and erase Iran from world map lah. KNN

Agreement with US, not Israel.

Iran tio tricked liao.

 

[aerobwala]

May be take these two weeks to upgrade all the weapons system of F15E and continue booming after that.

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

The 10-point plan for the conditional ceasefire, according to Iran​

Here is the 10-point plan, according to an Iranian state broadcaster:

1. Complete cessation of the war on Iraq, Lebanon, and Yemen
2. Complete and permanent cessation of the war on Iran with no time limit
3. Ending all conflicts in the region in their entirety
4. Reopening the Strait of Hormuz
5. Establishing a protocol and conditions to ensure freedom and security of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz
6. Full payment of compensation for reconstruction costs to Iran
7. Full commitment to lifting sanctions on Iran
8. Release of Iranian funds and frozen assets held by the United States
9. Iran fully commits to not seeking possession of any nuclear weapons
10. Immediate ceasefire takes effect on all fronts immediately upon approval of the above conditions

I think Iran has bought 2 from Little Kim

 

[404]

Putin should follow Trump tactics apply to Ukraine, early end leow, now into 5th years and going

 

[bobby]

Takes a big fool not to know that Trump & his cohorts made $b from trading the stock markets with his change of mind and TACO

 

[404]

Trump on bended knee : "Iran, will you please open up the Hormuz, please"

 

[Insouciant]

Agreement with US, not Israel.

Iran tio tricked liao.

Fuck Trump. I want Iran flatten to the ground!

 

[404]

Agreement with US, not Israel.

Iran tio tricked liao.

With one on one, Israel has no chance

 

[no_faith]

Does Israel agree?

 

[superpower]

Does Israel agree?

Israel lan lan agree to ceasefire for the time being.

 

[404]

or maybe intel info suggests that Hezbollah has obtained approximately 8,000 short-range missiles, which could potentially be fired over a period of 1 to 2 years.
and Iran potentially possesses over three times the combined amount of ballistic and hypersonic missiles. They can easily find them in the desert.

 

[laksaboy]

It's just a temporary thing. Don't worry about it.

Anyway, Iran is just a rehearsal for China. Cuba, Panama, Venezuela, Iran. Soon to come (maybe): South Africa and Serbia.

What's the common denominator? Enjoy the show.

 

[laksaboy]

In related news, CNN is fucked.

 

[tobelightlight]

2 week ceasefire is called end of war? What happen after 2 weeks?