The story continues ....
The man asked: "But we had such a lavish wedding dinner that's so typical of your haolian Hokkien traits. Now who is going to believe you're still a virgin?"
The woman answered: "Leave that thorny problem to me. I'll promote myself as a virgin, so you just make sure you keep your cheebye mouth shut when you're confronted because you're the only one who can prove I'm not a virgin. I'll wipe out the dissidents with my belligerent personality supported by a barrage of Hokkien vulgarities that the world has not known. I'll rain missiles of curse on anyone who legitimately suspects that I'm not a virgin, that will put even Hamas and Hizbollah to shame."
The man breathed a sigh of relief and murmured to himself: "Heng Ah! I got rid of this vicious siao charbor. But still, this suay chee robbed me of my virginity."
The woman continued: "However, I give the stick, I must also give the carrot. Being a virgin may not be a great carrot, as these days men care more about chioness rather than a piece of moldy old membrane. So I'll pretend to be rich. Yang Yin's case has taught me a valuable lesson about the greed of men; they're prepared to fuck older women as long as they believe you're rich . I'll show off I have private properties and that I have made good investments in shares etc. I'm sure the men will be attracted to my wealth, even if they detest my body."
Again, the man murmured to himself: "KNN, you're talking about me, right?" Then he pretended and asked: "But not all men are like that leh. The good men do not care how much money you have."
The woman paused and said: "You're right. To attract the good men, I must also market myself as a virtuous woman. I'll fabricate a list of good deeds that I have done and make those gongkias like you think I'm on par with philanthropists like Tan Kah Kee and Tan Lark Sye."
The man shook his head in disbelief and asked: "But at some point, there will be some smart ones who will not fall for your trickery. What if they ask you to prove your virginity?"
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