Urgent Request,Volunteers,Sponsors N Pallbearers Needed For Leongsam Funeral??

[Talking Donkey]

CNY is 2 weeks away and everyone of us here are ready celebrate and burn firecrackers,
but there was a massive earthquake in NZ today and till now with sadness we still have not heard of our beloved Leongsam,
maybe his body is still not retrieve yet from under the eathquake rubble??? is he still alive//
Just in case he is dead,the urgency of having a quick wake and funeral arrangement before CNY is needed therefore many volunteers are needed in this solemn occasion,so guys and gals put your CNY celebration on hold!


We are all one big multi racial happy family and so
volunteers needed and suggestion for all categories.

1.Pallbearers
1.AhMeng
2.kopiuncle
3.whoami
4.gopal
5.Jah_rastafar
6.I_Hate_Pappies
7.steffychun
8.Fishypie

Bandplayers.
1.clone
2,hokkien

Pek Kim Lui
1.??

Guest relation officer
1.Wendy Chan
2.gingerlyn

Video camera man/photographer
?

Hearsedriver
1.nutbush

Media spokesman
?

Security officer
?

Cooks for curry bee hoon
?

Gravedigger
1.tonychat
2?

Eulogy reader
?

Portrait holder
?

Any volunteers and sponsors please fill in,your kindness will be very much appreciated

If worst come to worst and nobody cares about our beloved Leongsam than i am afraid his organs will all be donated to HOTA
or dump into the sea to feed the great white sharks!

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[AhMeng]

nabei lah...mi want to be eulogy lah!

 

[AhMeng]

joetys can cook curry bee hoon

 

[GoldenPeriod]

I want to do the rituals.
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[Brubeck]

Funeral got mah-jong tables or not ?

 

[eErotica69]

Tonychat can join Sam. Good buddies.

 

[hokkien]

Band player is ang moh loh kor?

 

[tyudm]

Lim Boon Heng accompanied by Mr. Toothpick would be most appropriate to be the Chief Cryer & Second Cryer.

 

[escher]

I want to do the rituals.
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Must offer him joss sticks and candle wax too.
Let that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY starved.

Leongsam more important than LKY , and much much more lovable than LKY even if at times LS sing hosannas to that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY just because LS thought LKY rescued him from having to share a steel toilet bucket with 50 families.

Above for LS to eat and enjoy now.


When that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY go die his long painful agonising death, the ghouls and demons will be raping and screwing him and not allow him time off to eat joss sticks and candle wax.

 

[zeddy]

SBF resident retired cop Uncle Golden Dragon to be in charge of security..

And I will kindly sponsor to hire these strip tease dancers from Taiwan to dance for the Boss during his funeral..

Thats the least I could do to repay the Boss for all the good things he has done to this Forum when he was alive..

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

I in-charge of Pek Kim Lui. :p

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Funeral got mah-jong tables or not ?

Ah Leong, Ang Mo Pai one. Only Texas Holdem and Omaha Hi Lo tables.

 

[tioliaohuat]

AH LEONG May you rest in peace....



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