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Unfolding Ginfreely ∼ An Exclusive Sammyboy Forum Story
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Part 1
It was 3.34pm
Tan Loo Ser and Ginfreely Jin Ee Chi were fidgety. Visibly anxious, both were ordinarily attired and dressed. They sat down inside the chamber, and were deep in thoughts.
The solemnizer finally entered the room, sat down, let off his characteristic attention seeking "Ahem!", and began his daily repetitiously drudgery, officiating another fatuous "ROM" ceremony.
He began.
However in his mind, the solemnizer was thinking of Gucci, his favourite busty and young Jiuhubu masseuse. He couldn't wait to finish this mundane chore, get off work for a happy ending massage, at his favourite health centre at The Adelphi.
The pretentiously serious looking solemnizer, taking a good glance of the two "clowns" before him, continued.
And in his mind, he was wondering why was this woman before him, so ugly and repitilian looking. "Bloody old bride, this man must be damn fucking desperate. Only losers are willing to take such an oleaginous face woman as his wife." he started cussing to himself.
Loo Ser and Ginfreely took a quick glance at each other, both answered together in harmony: "Yes".
In Ginfreely"s mind, she wondered if this event marked the end of her virginity journey. It had been almost four decades. Those men that she had liked, had never responded positively to her propositions. She was already on the verge of giving up. Thankfully, a fellow Hokkien, Tan Loo Ser had appeared in her life, and she was finally relieved.
Momentarily, she felt happy, satisfied that she had shaken off her relatives and friends' belief, that she was an "un-marriageable" woman, due to her constant swearing of vulgarities, ranging from CCBs, PCBs to calling sexy beautiful women, (who are of better physical genetic qualities), as "slut, whore, mistress".
Loo Ser was positively delighted too. His hormones had been raging all these years. Finally, his libidinous desires would have a free "legal" outlet for his semen output. He had been a frequent surfer of Sammyboy's Sex Forum, often visiting recommended health centres. All these escapades had dented his bank account. With this marriage, he wouldn't be called a LOSER amongst his married guy friends anymore. All these years, they have been mocking and taunting everything about him, from his name, his ridiculously short height, his big belly and his pimple war-scarred face.
The solemnizer glanced at Loo Ser. Loo Ser was looking eager, contemplating that after this ceremony, he could "legally" coax Ginfreely into a hotel room, (which he had secretly booked at Hotel 81 Bencoolen). He would love to perform "a surprise dawn raid" on Ginfreely, exploding his full load of white jizz into her, breaking and bleeding her hymen in the process, in an exclusive victorious salute.
The solemnizer continued.
Loo Ser, promptly answered with a satisfying smirk on his face : "YES, I will!".
The solemnizer, turning his head and looked at a worrisome Ginfreely. She was starting to appear hesitant. A substantial part in her reasoning, for agreeing to marry a not so successful Tan Loo Ser, was that she wanted to buy a HDB BTO, hoping to make a monetary windfall, just like her friends, and most Singaporeans, who had fallen for the PAP's flawed logic of asset enhancement. She reckoned that it was her entitlement as a Singaporean, and she was determined to earn that "profit", just like the others, notwithstanding the loss of her cherished virginity, or spiritual wellness.
The solemnizer, putting on a fake smile, looking at reptilian Ginfreely said.
Ginfreely, now absolutely resolved by the thought of monetary greed, answered : "YES, I will!".
Satisfied that another matrimonial "punishment and sentencing" had just been carried out, the solemnizer pronounced,
The amusing, yet intriguing life journey of Ginfreely had begun.
(To be continued...)
It was 3.34pm
Tan Loo Ser and Ginfreely Jin Ee Chi were fidgety. Visibly anxious, both were ordinarily attired and dressed. They sat down inside the chamber, and were deep in thoughts.
The solemnizer finally entered the room, sat down, let off his characteristic attention seeking "Ahem!", and began his daily repetitiously drudgery, officiating another fatuous "ROM" ceremony.
He began.
"Before you are joined in matrimony, it is my duty to remind you of the solemn and binding character of the vows you are about to make. Marriage according to law is the union of one man and one woman, voluntarily entered into for life, to the exclusion of all others."
However in his mind, the solemnizer was thinking of Gucci, his favourite busty and young Jiuhubu masseuse. He couldn't wait to finish this mundane chore, get off work for a happy ending massage, at his favourite health centre at The Adelphi.
The pretentiously serious looking solemnizer, taking a good glance of the two "clowns" before him, continued.
"Do I understand that you, Tan Loo Ser, and you, Ginfreely Jin Ee Chi, are here of your own free will, for the purpose of becoming man and wife?".
And in his mind, he was wondering why was this woman before him, so ugly and repitilian looking. "Bloody old bride, this man must be damn fucking desperate. Only losers are willing to take such an oleaginous face woman as his wife." he started cussing to himself.
Loo Ser and Ginfreely took a quick glance at each other, both answered together in harmony: "Yes".
In Ginfreely"s mind, she wondered if this event marked the end of her virginity journey. It had been almost four decades. Those men that she had liked, had never responded positively to her propositions. She was already on the verge of giving up. Thankfully, a fellow Hokkien, Tan Loo Ser had appeared in her life, and she was finally relieved.
Momentarily, she felt happy, satisfied that she had shaken off her relatives and friends' belief, that she was an "un-marriageable" woman, due to her constant swearing of vulgarities, ranging from CCBs, PCBs to calling sexy beautiful women, (who are of better physical genetic qualities), as "slut, whore, mistress".
Loo Ser was positively delighted too. His hormones had been raging all these years. Finally, his libidinous desires would have a free "legal" outlet for his semen output. He had been a frequent surfer of Sammyboy's Sex Forum, often visiting recommended health centres. All these escapades had dented his bank account. With this marriage, he wouldn't be called a LOSER amongst his married guy friends anymore. All these years, they have been mocking and taunting everything about him, from his name, his ridiculously short height, his big belly and his pimple war-scarred face.
The solemnizer glanced at Loo Ser. Loo Ser was looking eager, contemplating that after this ceremony, he could "legally" coax Ginfreely into a hotel room, (which he had secretly booked at Hotel 81 Bencoolen). He would love to perform "a surprise dawn raid" on Ginfreely, exploding his full load of white jizz into her, breaking and bleeding her hymen in the process, in an exclusive victorious salute.
The solemnizer continued.
"Will you, Tan Loo Ser take this woman Ginfreely Jin Ee Chi, to be your wedded wife, to live together in the legal estate of matrimony? Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her in sickness and in health and forsaking all others, be faithful to her, so long as you both shall live?"
Loo Ser, promptly answered with a satisfying smirk on his face : "YES, I will!".
The solemnizer, turning his head and looked at a worrisome Ginfreely. She was starting to appear hesitant. A substantial part in her reasoning, for agreeing to marry a not so successful Tan Loo Ser, was that she wanted to buy a HDB BTO, hoping to make a monetary windfall, just like her friends, and most Singaporeans, who had fallen for the PAP's flawed logic of asset enhancement. She reckoned that it was her entitlement as a Singaporean, and she was determined to earn that "profit", just like the others, notwithstanding the loss of her cherished virginity, or spiritual wellness.
The solemnizer, putting on a fake smile, looking at reptilian Ginfreely said.
"Will you, Ginfreely Jin Ee Chi take this man Tan Loo Ser to be your wedded husband, to live together in the legal estate of matrimony? Will you love him, comfort him, honour and keep him in sickness and in health and forsaking all others, be faithful to him, so long as you both shall live?"
Ginfreely, now absolutely resolved by the thought of monetary greed, answered : "YES, I will!".
Satisfied that another matrimonial "punishment and sentencing" had just been carried out, the solemnizer pronounced,
"As both of you have given your consent before me to live together in matrimony and have solemnly promised, each to the other to do so, I now pronounce you two Man and Wife."
The amusing, yet intriguing life journey of Ginfreely had begun.
(To be continued...)
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As usual, this is excellent writing and damn funny too!!
We all look forward to more saucy details of her misadventure. Poor Loo Ser, haha!
Wanted to give him the surname "See". But I wasn't sure if "See" is a Hokkien surname..opted for a neutral "Tan" instead.As usual, this is excellent writing and damn funny too!!
yeah, "tan" is common and easily applicable to all dialects I think.Wanted to give him the surname "See". But I wasn't sure if "See" is a Hokkien surname..opted for a neutral "Tan" instead.
KNN @ginfreely 风暴starting KNN sure have inlaw stories KNN don't know will have suck in law cock anot KNN
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If you want to know who that woman is...
https://www.alamy.com/nov-11-1959-r...uzie-wong-at-the-prince-of-image69360563.html
https://www.alamy.com/nov-11-1959-r...uzie-wong-at-the-prince-of-image69360563.html
If you want to know who that woman is...
https://www.alamy.com/nov-11-1959-r...uzie-wong-at-the-prince-of-image69360563.html
She looks like this now https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/ente...anghai-film-chinese-actress-abroad-tsai-chins
Ummm... haven't thought of that line for the story yet. Maybe can work that in some part. Kumsiahamida
Me just writing rubbish rah. Lol
It's difficult to write about a siaotingtong. Damn challenging!
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Wah Piang, your CSI damn good ... I thought no one will know I kapok Suzie Wong peekture for the book cover! Clap Clap Clap!If you want to know who that woman is...
https://www.alamy.com/nov-11-1959-r...uzie-wong-at-the-prince-of-image69360563.html
At least, with due respect to Ginfreely, I use a decently sexy girl peekture hokay
So cheap manipulator is so cheap everyday spamming lies of me. Pui!
Can you please don't spam this thread? It's for story telling only. Any resemblance to anyone dead or alive is purely coincidental.
Please feel free to write a story about Ah Meng. Channel your energies creatively instead of cursing and swearing. It will help your mental state of mind and also keep you out of IMH
"Stephen King wrote those words. In writing fantasy, we can apply King’s words because we are creating a fantasy world and then making our readers believe that our lie is real. We couldn’t do that if there wasn’t some truth inside the lie. So in order to create a realistic fantasy world we must start with the truth and then build a lie around it."..... https://trinaallen.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/the-truth-inside-the-lie/
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Mocking me using fake stories and name them as ginfreely is called your freedom? Tsk tsk tsk so self entitled liar bully sons of whores.
Please feel free to write a story about Ah Meng. Channel your energies creatively instead of cursing and swearing. It will help your mental state of mind and also keep you out of IMH
Hey liar son of pahang whore, slandering me with filthy lies is not called creativity. Obviously I am the one using creativity to attack you low class m&d doggies with FACTS for 180 plus days.
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