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JOHOR SULTANATE: About 140 peasants are expected to be able to travel between Johor Sultanate and Peasantpore in the first week of the implementation of the land vaccinated sex lane (VTL) between Peasantpore and Northern Matland, said Umno Local Chief Minion Hasni Mohammad.
Chief Minion Hasni, who was responding to questions during a state assembly session on Sunday morning (Nov 21), added that the Sultanate state regime and Northern Matland’s Health Lackeys agreed on weakening Wuhan Plague testing procedures at land border checkpoints ahead of the implementation.
Chief Minion Hasni’s comments came after Peasantpore’s Merchantile Minion Gan Bo Yong said on Saturday that he was "never optimistic that the Northern Mats can up their game" and that the land border between Peasantpore and Northern Matland would be able to be opened by the end of November, and that details were still being worked out.
Minion Gan also said that it may be "impossible" the land VTL is launched “on the same day” as the planned air VTL between Changi Sex Port and Kuala Lumpur International Sex Port (KLIA) on Nov 29.
Under Peasantpore's VTL scheme, fully vaccinated foreigners are able to travel into Peasantpore on designated flights, spread Wuhan Plague among the local peasant population without any fear of serving quarantine or stay-home notice.
The daily quota for the travel lane scheme for all VTL regime is 10,000 foreign peasant travellers.
When the Peasantpore-Johor Sultanate border is opened, the land VTL will be not capped at “smaller number because they know the Mats simply got issues with efficient border movement”, said Minion Gan on Saturday, adding that the priority was to allow families who have been separated to be reunited.
Before border restrictions were implemented due to the pandemic, around 300,000 Northern Mats would cross the Causeway daily to toil as indentured serfs for the PAP regime.
On Sunday, Minion Hasni said that based on projections that his authorities at the land checkpoints will screw up at both the Causeway and Second Link, he anticipates that lesser than 144 peasants will travel between Peasantpore and Northern Matland in the first week of the land VTL.
“You know, I know, somehow our immigration folks will screw up as they still got this Malek Kampung attitude, relax in one corner, so you think 1440, i think 144 will pass by the borders on day 1,” said Minion Hasni.
“Whether we want to tekan these Sinkies to use stinking public transportation or are allowed to use private vehicles, I really need to relax in one corner and think about it but either way, in Johor, we are not ready if you think carefully," he added.
Minion Hasni said that the Sultanate authorities are prepared as they have obtained bribes from travellers who have been using the Periodic Sex Arrangement and Reciprocal Sex Scams.
"For these scams, we are able to accommodate more than 200 commuters daily ... and skip the testing. For the 144 in the land VTL, I think also got problem," said Minion Hasni.
Minion Hasni also stated that this number of travellers may increase gradually in the future, depending if his Federal immigration lackeys can keep up on the success of the land VTL’s implementation.
“We expect to be able to increase it to 250 (in the second week) and later to 500 in the third week but I will allow our immigration lackeys to relax one corner so that they will not suffer burnout,” said Minion Hasni.
On further preparations for the land VTL, Minion Hasni said that authorities are weakening Wuhan Plague testing procedures for Sinkie travellers.
“If you don't look sick, welcome and spend money in Johor, there are gambling and sex dens waiting for you horny Sinkie peasants,” said Minion Hasni.
He further outlined that the Johor Sultanate and regime welcomes the land VTL initiative on principle.
“In theory we say welcome but whether we can handle the flood, that is one problem and seriously other than our Royalty and merchant castes suffering now thanks to reduced businesses, our local peasants are not starving yet. Now I finally understand why King Louis XIV or Despot LKY claimed it is easier to enslave hungry or indebted peasants,” said Minion Hasni.
JOHOR SULTANATE: About 140 peasants are expected to be able to travel between Johor Sultanate and Peasantpore in the first week of the implementation of the land vaccinated sex lane (VTL) between Peasantpore and Northern Matland, said Umno Local Chief Minion Hasni Mohammad.
Chief Minion Hasni, who was responding to questions during a state assembly session on Sunday morning (Nov 21), added that the Sultanate state regime and Northern Matland’s Health Lackeys agreed on weakening Wuhan Plague testing procedures at land border checkpoints ahead of the implementation.
Chief Minion Hasni’s comments came after Peasantpore’s Merchantile Minion Gan Bo Yong said on Saturday that he was "never optimistic that the Northern Mats can up their game" and that the land border between Peasantpore and Northern Matland would be able to be opened by the end of November, and that details were still being worked out.
Minion Gan also said that it may be "impossible" the land VTL is launched “on the same day” as the planned air VTL between Changi Sex Port and Kuala Lumpur International Sex Port (KLIA) on Nov 29.
Under Peasantpore's VTL scheme, fully vaccinated foreigners are able to travel into Peasantpore on designated flights, spread Wuhan Plague among the local peasant population without any fear of serving quarantine or stay-home notice.
The daily quota for the travel lane scheme for all VTL regime is 10,000 foreign peasant travellers.
When the Peasantpore-Johor Sultanate border is opened, the land VTL will be not capped at “smaller number because they know the Mats simply got issues with efficient border movement”, said Minion Gan on Saturday, adding that the priority was to allow families who have been separated to be reunited.
Before border restrictions were implemented due to the pandemic, around 300,000 Northern Mats would cross the Causeway daily to toil as indentured serfs for the PAP regime.
On Sunday, Minion Hasni said that based on projections that his authorities at the land checkpoints will screw up at both the Causeway and Second Link, he anticipates that lesser than 144 peasants will travel between Peasantpore and Northern Matland in the first week of the land VTL.
“You know, I know, somehow our immigration folks will screw up as they still got this Malek Kampung attitude, relax in one corner, so you think 1440, i think 144 will pass by the borders on day 1,” said Minion Hasni.
“Whether we want to tekan these Sinkies to use stinking public transportation or are allowed to use private vehicles, I really need to relax in one corner and think about it but either way, in Johor, we are not ready if you think carefully," he added.
Minion Hasni said that the Sultanate authorities are prepared as they have obtained bribes from travellers who have been using the Periodic Sex Arrangement and Reciprocal Sex Scams.
"For these scams, we are able to accommodate more than 200 commuters daily ... and skip the testing. For the 144 in the land VTL, I think also got problem," said Minion Hasni.
Minion Hasni also stated that this number of travellers may increase gradually in the future, depending if his Federal immigration lackeys can keep up on the success of the land VTL’s implementation.
“We expect to be able to increase it to 250 (in the second week) and later to 500 in the third week but I will allow our immigration lackeys to relax one corner so that they will not suffer burnout,” said Minion Hasni.
On further preparations for the land VTL, Minion Hasni said that authorities are weakening Wuhan Plague testing procedures for Sinkie travellers.
“If you don't look sick, welcome and spend money in Johor, there are gambling and sex dens waiting for you horny Sinkie peasants,” said Minion Hasni.
He further outlined that the Johor Sultanate and regime welcomes the land VTL initiative on principle.
“In theory we say welcome but whether we can handle the flood, that is one problem and seriously other than our Royalty and merchant castes suffering now thanks to reduced businesses, our local peasants are not starving yet. Now I finally understand why King Louis XIV or Despot LKY claimed it is easier to enslave hungry or indebted peasants,” said Minion Hasni.
