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Turned up at singles event today but was total waste of time

SadPlumpGal

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Turned up for a singles event this afternoon 25 men and 25 women

Only two women were getting the action from 20 men, because they were flaunting their cleavage

We 23 other women ended up talking to one another

The other 5 men were so quiet they might as well not have showed up

I lowered myself to try to get a decent conversation going but gave up quickly

Even current affairs like SMRT, stock market, Gangnam style drew little beyond yes, no

I came home to find the batteries in my vibrator run down

Damn moody
 

tualingong

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why dun ya try the church?

and asks for miracles or divine intervention? :biggrin:
 
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KopiO

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Turned up for a singles event this afternoon 25 men and 25 women

Only two women were getting the action from 20 men, because they were flaunting their cleavage

We 23 other women ended up talking to one another

The other 5 men were so quiet they might as well not have showed up

I lowered myself to try to get a decent conversation going but gave up quickly

Even current affairs like SMRT, stock market, Gangnam style drew little beyond yes, no

I came home to find the batteries in my vibrator run down

Damn moody

I love the way you write! Great insight with much better language structure than most of the residents here who think zapping is an excuse for intelligent discourse.
 

God Meng Seng

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Turned up for a singles event this afternoon 25 men and 25 women

Only two women were getting the action from 20 men, because they were flaunting their cleavage

We 23 other women ended up talking to one another

The other 5 men were so quiet they might as well not have showed up

I lowered myself to try to get a decent conversation going but gave up quickly

Even current affairs like SMRT, stock market, Gangnam style drew little beyond yes, no

I came home to find the batteries in my vibrator run down

Damn moody


Hello dear,

Don't be sad. There are good guys in this world, like me. I don't look at boobies. I look into your eyes when I talk to you. I don't care you are thin or fat. I only want to know if insist on condom.

Please don't lose hope. Other men are bastard but I am not. You don't need a vibrator. I will be your battery. just tell me where and when, i will be there energizing you.
 

KopiO

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Hello dear,

Don't be sad. There are good guys in this world, like me. I don't look at boobies. I look into your eyes when I talk to you. I don't care you are thin or fat. I only want to know if insist on condom.

Please don't lose hope. Other men are bastard but I am not. You don't need a vibrator. I will be your battery. just tell me where and when, i will be there energizing you.
I think she is looking for a lover. Not a f*cker. I may be wrong:smile: The need for batteries is just temporal. Good luck to both of you!
 

Kinana

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I love the way you write! Great insight with much better language structure than most of the residents here who think zapping is an excuse for intelligent discourse.

Thats right, those who cannot discuss rationally use zapping. shame on them
 

Cestbon

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Turned up for a singles event this afternoon 25 men and 25 women

Only two women were getting the action from 20 men, because they were flaunting their cleavage

We 23 other women ended up talking to one another

The other 5 men were so quiet they might as well not have showed up

I lowered myself to try to get a decent conversation going but gave up quickly

Even current affairs like SMRT, stock market, Gangnam style drew little beyond yes, no

I came home to find the batteries in my vibrator run down

Damn moody

No need to be unhappy. Just be yourself if you are happy or if you unhappy just dress like the 2 lady next time
You have choice!
 
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