Tuck Yew and Hsien Loong

[GoldenDragon]

LHL: Paiseh Lui, need to call you come over at this late hour

LTY: Boss, no problem. Anytime and anywhere, I am prepared to die for you

LHL: You better. I brought you in to my millionaires club aka Cabinet. Glad you are obedient

LTY: Yes, sir! May I know why you want to talk to me? You heard of whatsapp or not? Could have done just that

LHL: Can't. Need to talk to you personally

LTY: Yes boss?

LHL: Ground intel reports point to the fact that your cock-up ministry and all the SMRT problems will hit us heavily this GE. GMS will take you on. He will use the same strategy he used against shorty Mah and I am afraid you may be booted out.

LTY: How can like this boss? Then who is going to support me? I need a job. No MNCs want SAF blokes. The higher the rank, the more unwanted they are

LHL: Have no fear, Pinky is here! I will get my staff to draft the necessary documents and you sign it, ok?

LTY: I can do that. Been doing that since I became minister

LHL: We will con the people say you yourself wanted to resign, we tried to discourage you etc but failed. You die die want to go

LTY: Like that convincing or not?

LHL: That is none of your business. I will get Chuan Jin and others to play their role. Shan will make this task look easy. He is an expert telling lies and best of all, very natural when in that act.

LTY: Whatever you say boss. But I want same pay on same pay day

LHL: Small matter. Appreciate your sacrifice. No choice. Cant afford more losses this GE

LTY: I will play my part. Will attend your rallies and buy food for those forced to attend

LHL: Ok, Lui FO now. Mr Ho needs me to clean his backside now

 

[enterprise2]

After discussion.
LTY: Heng Ah! Though he's going to send me to do suicide mission like that old has -been Charlie! Better to leave with millions than get booted out like an ex immortal!

 

[mojito]

Such is the fate of a Lee family nucai.

 

[steffychun]

LHL: Tuck Yew, FUCK YOU now I will lose more seats!

 

[Confuseous]

LTY: So he wants me out...just like that? KNN, I talked about collective responsibility but no one "collective" with me. Especially that KBW - thought he will take the knife on my behalf. Never mind, I will give farewell gift to all commuters so that they will remember me and don't be so harsh on me on the internet. Don't want to give Shanmmugam and Clown Tan Chuan Jin a chance to slam social media.

I will announce fare reduction for later this year, and say that I have given instructions to the PTC actors to implement what I want. This will show that I am willing to use my power and that this PTC thing is all crap, about calculating fare increases based on costs, inflation and other bullshit.

But KNN Desmond the Quack is the cause of my downfall - the fare cuts will impact SMRT profits and his bonus. Hope the share price also crash.
PM's wife owns 54% of SMRT - less dividends next year.