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Traditional Recipe for Fermented Vegetables

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Fermented Vegetables

I've been experimenting with a traditional recipe for improving the flavour and nutrition of vegetables and I think I've cracked it.⠀

You feed them to a cow.⠀

The cow, through the patient application of four stomachs takes the carrots, the cabbage, the kale stalks, the broccoli stems nobody wanted, and quietly sorts the lot out in a field.⠀

Several months of this and the cow hands back a version of those vegetables that is bioavailable, nutrient-dense, and, crucially, delicious.⠀

The cabbage becomes ribeye. The carrots become brisket. The kale becomes the fat around a kidney that tastes like the field it came from.⠀

I've started calling it fermentation. The cow has not been informed.
 
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