10. spend more time on sbf than hanging out in an hfj in geylang
9. your gf or wife is waiting in bed in a see-through lingerie but you prefer to chat with "bros" on sbf,
8. quickly avoid the "tiko" pages and zoom right in on pics of teng kee fatt and ng boon gay,
7. start calling everyone "bro" in an intimate manner, especially joining in to fuck the pap,
6. troll the forum to look out for the next "most handsomest" member to rant on, hoping to score,
5. regularly create "gold cup" threads to attract male participation,
4. form gangs of "bros" to fuck up other gangs of "bros" in an sbf orgy,
3. secretly petition admin for supermod status in order to gain advantage in picking out yang dao gay partners,
2. love to play both sides in order to get fuck from both directions,
and the lumber one indication that you're turning gay....
1. when shitting a long huge one, you feel shiok and get an orgasm!
