Got a free copy every morning that pushes through my front door.
Well, it deserve to be read during shitting times. As always, I start to read from the sport page back wards, depending how fast I set about my business, 99.9% of the time I manage to get done before reaching the local news, but hey I am not complaining.
Unless I am constipating and had to flip through the front page which would make my constipation a lot worse.
Today papers can use to wrap vegetables before putting them in the fridge to slow rotting process. Veges kept in fridge for too long can rot too, turn yellowy.