This morning I rushed to office because I wanted to lausai

[batman1]

Standby plastic bag. 555

 

[Boonsiong]

I hate vegetarian food. Full of carbs. Grow fat and get heart atta k faster.

If the vegetarian meal is free, it is not fattening

 

[Dongyi]

If the vegetarian meal is free, it is not fattening

Got shower facilities?

 

[Nut]

Is your conclusion supported by statistics from Shaolin Temple?

My conclusion is supported by siaolang type vegetarian in this forum.

 

[Dongyi]

My conclusion is supported by siaolang type vegetarian in this forum.

Eat already very light light type?

 

[Nut]

Eat already very light light type?

Eat already post rubbish

 

[Nut]

Eat already very light light type?

语无伦次，说话颠三倒四，毫无条理。

 

[True Believer]

Felt the shit was about to come out in mrt train Luckily I made it in time to lau in office toilet

That sounds like a ton of shit if it was about to fill up and flow out of the train carriage! OMG!

 

[True Believer]

Still mean it is not serious else he will lau at the nearest mrt toilet after getting off, if it is double serious, he will get off half way at next mrt stop to lau

If it was really an emergency, he would squat over the gap between the carriage and the platform to unload after the train stops.

 

[True Believer]

Is your conclusion supported by statistics from Shaolin Temple?

Mr Bean still screws up after all that Kung Fu training at the Shaolin Temple

 

[Nut]

@Nut good advice for you.

Siaolang kongjiaowei

 

[Balls2U]

After a prolonged holding in of the shit, when you finally made it into a cubicle, closed the door and unzipping and pulling down your pants and underwear and.... "BOOM!" It's like an nuclear bomb has been detonated. The mess is all over the toilet bowl, the walls and the floor. You better make sure that there's enough of toilet paper to clean up the mess in your butthole and the whole toilet. I once experienced that and the toilet roll was only enough for me to clean my butt. I opened the door slowly and saw that there was nobody outside and quickly came out and left the cubicle door slightly ajar and dashed out of the toilet. I feel bad for the cleaning aunty having to clean up the mess. Sure kena cursed by her.

 

[True Believer]

After a prolonged holding in of the shit, when you finally made it into a cubicle, closed the door and unzipping and pulling down your pants and underwear and.... "BOOM!" It's like an nuclear bomb has been detonated. The mess is all over the toilet bowl, the walls and the floor. You better make sure that there's enough of toilet paper to clean up the mess in your butthole and the whole toilet. I once experienced that and the toilet roll was only enough for me to clean my butt. I opened the door slowly and saw that there was nobody outside and quickly came out and left the cubicle door slightly ajar and dashed out of the toilet. I feel bad for the cleaning aunty having to clean up the mess. Sure kena cursed by her.

I once rushed into a cubicle and after completing my big job, discovered that there was no toilet paper. I waited till there was no sound outside, before hobbling to the next cubicle with my pants around my ankles to retrieve some paper. No matter how urgent the tummy ache may be, always ensure there is enough toilet paper before sitting down to release your load.