that's why I love her too...


It used to make me mad because a thousand and one singkies used to ask me why are you not speaking Mandarin the language. Why are you speaking in dialect? So I took it for granted and toed the line as much as I hated the harsh, grating sound of Mandarin. One day, I stumbled upon the history of Mandarin and my eyes fell out of my sockets. I felt that I had been lied to my whole life.
Long story short, they were trying to make a new language to unite China back in the days of Sun Yat Sen and co. I don't remember exactly when and I don't remember exactly who. Long story short was they were trying to decide between Nanjing and Beijing dialects. So they got some "expert" to make up this fucking pastiche of a new language that only he could pronounce. It was a point of pride for these fucking idiots that when it was first established in the early 1900's only 1 or 2 people could speak it properly. Like that's a good reason to have a fucking new language?!?!
So in 100 years, stupid Tiongland and the fucking foreigners (Manchus and Mongols long before any whiteys) have really made a mess of the place. Real Chinese culture has been wiped out along with the true original languages. Now everything is 1 flavour like a 1 burger McDonalds. And in outposts like sinkieland and Taiwan, we cock suckers are following them and wiping our own uniqueness out.
Sometimes when I think about how stupid Chinese are to follow gahmen propaganda, I really feel they deserve their fate and be stepped on like the dumbasses they are.