The word ‘IF’ is more satisfying than ‘FUCK’

[rusty]

If I could be invisible,
the first thing I’ll do is go into LHL’s bedroom. I want to know who’s on top
I could add laxatives to his food while he is eating and watch how he dashes to the lady's
I could slap him when he stands close to Zorro Lim and see how he reacts
I could unzip him while he is delivering his piece during an election rally
I could change the tape to Gangnam Style when LKY coffin is lowered

If I had more than enough money,
I will buy over Straits Times and remove every single one except the chief editor
Pay all the taxi drivers each $500/day for one month and see how the MRT cope
Bribe a few greedy ministers and report to CPIB in advance

If you give it a try, you will find how interesting and powerful the word ‘IF’ is.

 

[kingrant]

IF.....Rudyard Kipling

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

 

[songsongpunggol]

can we do an experiment.

like not thinking about sex for a day.

and see if we can survive.

because we are higher intelligent beings.

not some animals who have to think about procreation everyday.

 

[Jlokta]

If you give it a try, you will find how interesting and powerful the word ‘IF’ is.

IF i could go back in time, it'll be nice to make sure that LHL wasn't born.

 

[Semaj2357]

IF...... a picture paints a 1000 words, then why can't i paint you? Wanna know my take on this "IF"

That's usually a prelude to some fore-play as then, the tongue is mightier than the sword
Lovely song if I may add...

 

[jw5]

IF...... a picture paints a 1000 words, then why can't i paint you? Wanna know my take on this "IF"

That's usually a prelude to some fore-play as then, the tongue is mightier than the sword
Lovely song if I may add...

Great song by the group "Bread".

 

[rusty]

'IF' gives you the freedom to fantasize
It can take some stress out of you
e.g.
If I were to torture the union chief I will tie him naked to a tree
I 'll apply honey on his balls and wait for red ants to come for a spree
Few minutes passed all went well
A few hours later....oohh..what a swell
This motherfucker surely on his way to hell!

 

[Semaj2357]

eh rusty - IF the mark and rust remains, get ZIF

 

[rusty]

IF i could go back in time, it'll be nice to make sure that LHL wasn't born.

If I could be invisible, it would be more fun with him around. I could add crushed sleeping pills into his drink 2 hours before the scheduled address to international dignitaries

eh rusty - IF the mark and rust remains, get ZIF

No...no ZIF or whatsoever. Without rust, no one will provide the heavenly service I need.

 

[AhGuan]

If I could be invisible, it would be more fun with him around. I could add crushed sleeping pills into his drink 2 hours before the scheduled address to international dignitaries ......

If ....... I will add crushed laxative pills and sleeping pills into his drink ........ so that he soils his pants while he sleepily makes speeches to international dignitaries ......

 

[rusty]

If ....... I will add crushed laxative pills and sleeping pills into his drink ........ so that he soils his pants while he sleepily makes speeches to international dignitaries ......

Ha...ha.. See....I told you. IF is more satisfying than FUCK

 

[peppertail]

IF only i could delete this waste of forum space - FUCK yes!

Hmm, i find 'fuck' way more satisfying....

 

[Semaj2357]

....No...no ZIF or whatsoever. .

Without rust, no one will provide the heavenly service I need
Which boils down to her mouth according to what you feed
If it's a dick, ask her to also nibble the balls
As what happens in the spa is just between the 4 walls
No one listens, the pubic area glistens
With sweat, slurpy saliva or semen
A waste of a few good men
After the happy ending, tip for good service
Just hope you don't get herpes

 

[rusty]

IF only i could delete this waste of forum space - FUCK yes!

Hmm, i find 'fuck' way more satisfying....

IF..I knew where your gf is...isn't it interesting?

 

[AhGuan]

In the carnal sense,

Fuck is more satisfying if:

1) she has a tight cunt, to go with a great body and pretty face
2) she makes facial expressions of uninhibited enjoyment
3) she makes pleasurable orgasmic moans
4) and the phone doesn't ring

 

[rusty]

In the carnal sense,

Fuck is more satisfying if:

1) she has a tight cunt, to go with a great body and pretty face
2) she makes facial expressions of uninhibited enjoyment
3) she makes pleasurable orgasmic moans
4) and the phone doesn't ring

5) If Tail could clean up after

 

[yinyang]

In the carnal sense

As in: IF only you can do Nicole Seah, your FxxK will orbit you around the moon:p

 

[AhGuan]

As in: IF only you can do Nicole Seah, your FxxK will orbit you around the moon:p

Exactly