The strangest sexual encounter

[jw5]

ok la ok la bro. I treat u kachain putek one of these days k......

Dey, I like the sugar one hor....................

 

[Muthukali]

Dey, I like the sugar one hor....................

the peanuts with sugar is it? LOL. I like it too, remembering buying from the kachian putek man at old cathay cinema n chewing them as i watch my breakdance movie in the 80s.

 

[Alamaking]

ehh, who's telling the story now? Raiders or Ah neh? I blur liao leh.....

 

[Raiders]

ehh, who's telling the story now? Raiders or Ah neh? I blur liao leh.....

Alamak, everyone can contribute lah. Me being the thread starter, of course I should start the ball rolling. Now where is yours

You everytime blur blur one :p

 

[Alamaking]

Alamak, everyone can contribute lah. Me being the thread starter, of course I should start the ball rolling. Now where is yours

You everytime blur blur one :p

I just woke up, LOL

 

[samsiddque]

haha. so funny >

 

[ThugSin]

will share mine soon

 

[Muthukali]

will share mine soon

Now pls. camping again.

 

[Raiders]

will share mine soon

Thugsin rendezvous with the crown princess??? Now we know the real reason why Thanksin was ousted from power and into exile
Camping here awaiting for more real encounters.

 

[Muthukali]

@ ThugSin, u still waiting for your passport?

 

[ThugSin]

sorry to all bros few yrs back when i was working at tampines coffeeshop 4XX.. saw this young prc milf(28yo) working @ drink stall night time @ zi char. few days later notice that she keep looking at me then whenever i go over and buy drinks she would become blur and mess up my drinks :p but ok i just smile at her told her its alright.

then during night time round 7+ i pang kang wanna da bao xing zhou bee hoon for dinner, saw her at the counter then i go tell her my order
me: xing zhou mee fen dai zhou
her: hao de... ke yi wen ni jiao shen me ming zhi ma?
me: jia wo xxxxxxx.....
her: wo shi xx xxx
me: o.. ni zhe ji tian zen me yi zhi ding zhe wo kan???
her: mei shen me, zhi si xiang ren shi ni zuo peng you.....

to be continue....

 

[ThugSin]

sorry if my writing sucks.. my first time sharing

 

[Alamaking]

sorry if my writing sucks.. my first time sharing

Koaz, your pinyin, wah lau... translate to Singlish lah, hahahaha....

 

[ThugSin]

while waiting for my bee hoon i took the chance to tcss with her... found out she from dong bei liaoning. then she ask me for my ctc
her: ni you shou ji ba?
me: you ah.. zen me le?
her: mei shi la,zhi shi xiang he ni zuo peng you liao liao tian... ke yi gei ni de shou ji hao ma?
me: 9xxxxxxx... ni you kong de shi hou ke yi sms wo da gei wo ye ke yi
after a while my bee hoon come liao, pay the $$$ and smile her and say bye to her

few days i recieved a sms from a no. showing " ni hao wo shi xx xxx... ni shi xxxxxxx ma? i stop my work, went out of the coffeeshop and go 1 corner smoke and call her tcss.. then i found out she got 4hrs of rest time in between her working hrs.. since 2+ nia i ask her can come down and chit chat?? get to know each other better and she agree to come down meet me

to be continue.....

 

[ThugSin]

Koaz, your pinyin, wah lau... translate to Singlish lah, hahahaha....

bro pai sei... my chinese suck xD but since bro alamaking request translate to singlish , next post i will translate it to singlish

 

[QXD]

Limpeh wah is the original camper leh!

 

[spotter542]

Camping here too. Good work , Tiko brudder

 

[eatshitndie]

that's not even strange, just an ordinary encounter. happens all the time. strange is when the chick has double vaginas, a posterior uterus, a small dick with a vagina, no vagina, half a boob, a freaking violent orgasm, seizure during love making, is possessed by ungodly entities during climax, speaks like lky after cumming, screams like a banshee when you take too long, scolds knn to get you harder, and bash you up when you cum prematurely.

 

[middaydog]

that's not even strange, just an ordinary encounter. happens all the time. strange is when the chick bash you up when you cum prematurely.

the chick bash you up when you cum prematurely, that's not even strange, happens all the time.

 

[Ash007]

You guys watch too much Californication? Its called "Fucking and punching".

the chick bash you up when you cum prematurely, that's not even strange, happens all the time.