The strangest divorce reasons you'll ever hear

[MarrickG]

A woman wanted to leave her husband because he was eating too much. She claimed that he was committing a crime by satisfying his ravenous hunger, and she did not want to be his accomplice.

A man wanted to ditch his wife as he claimed he was allergic to her sweat. Subsequent tests showed his claims to be unfounded.

A man in Saudi Arabia wanted to leave his wife immediately after their wedding ceremony, because his newly-minted brother-in-law had taken a photograph of the couple together. The reason for his objection was not clear.

A couple in Taiwan were granted a divorce because the wife refused to consummate their marriage even one year after marraige. She slept fully dressed on their wedding night, and brushed her husband away when he tried to sleep with her.

A German woman left her husband because she could not tolerate his cleaning habits. The couple who were married for 15 years broke up, as the wife had enough of her husband's penchant for tidying.

A Saudi Arabian woman filed for divorce after her new husband left her at an airport because she'd been on the toilet for too long. The couple were returning from their honeymoon in Malaysia

A Chinese couple in Shanglin County divorced after 10 years of marriage, because the husband found out his wife's true age. She was 30 when he proposed, but had told him she was just 24.

A Chinese woman decided to divorce her husband because their pet mynah spilled the beans on his affairs.

A Chinese wife divorced her husband in 2008 for running across China to support the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

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[saratogas]

How about kukujiao too small...

 

[scoobyhoo]

How about kukujiao too small...

not small but sleepy all the while is the main reason.

 

[annexa]

How about kukujiao too small...

That one is only made in India. You can call it the II News. India Indian News.

 

[Balls2U]

Heard from a NZ lawyer friend that he once had a client who filed for divorce as her husband had a bad case of flatulence and farts non-stop.

 

[KuanTi01]

How about money no enough?-the most common reason for a divorce in Sinkapore.

 

[cowbellc]

It's all goes to show that they did not have enough money to support the other.

 

[cheekenpie]

no money no honey

 

[silverfox@]

Heard from a NZ lawyer friend that he once had a client who filed for divorce as her husband had a bad case of flatulence and farts non-stop.

If you have a wife that farts every time. When she wake up beside you. When she is having breakfast lunch dinner. When she is with your family, farting non stop in front of your relatives. With you in a lift and she farts and everybody staring at you.

How will you feel?

 

[Balls2U]

If you have a wife that farts every time. When she wake up beside you. When she is having breakfast lunch dinner. When she is with your family, farting non stop in front of your relatives. With you in a lift and she farts and everybody staring at you.

How will you feel?

I'll make sure that her name will be in the Guinness Book of World Records!

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

A couple in Taiwan were granted a divorce because the wife refused to consummate their marriage even one year after marraige. She slept fully dressed on their wedding night, and brushed her husband away when he tried to sleep with her.

A Chinese couple in Shanglin County divorced after 10 years of marriage, because the husband found out his wife's true age. She was 30 when he proposed, but had told him she was just 24.

A Chinese wife divorced her husband in 2008 for running across China to support the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Actually these 3 look like sound reasons for divorce. The false age one however reflects the complete & utter stupidity of the man, so I have doubts on dat one.

 

[jixiaolan]

If you have a wife that farts every time. When she wake up beside you. When she is having breakfast lunch dinner. When she is with your family, farting non stop in front of your relatives. With you in a lift and she farts and everybody staring at you.

How will you feel?

If you have a mother that farts every time. When she wake up beside you. When she is having breakfast lunch dinner. When she is with your family, farting non stop in front of your relatives. With you in a lift and she farts and everybody staring at you.

How will you feel?

 

[jw5]

How about kukujiao too small...

This is a dangerous reason to use.
The reality could be that the pussy is too big.

 

[jw5]

If you have a wife that farts every time. When she wake up beside you. When she is having breakfast lunch dinner. When she is with your family, farting non stop in front of your relatives. With you in a lift and she farts and everybody staring at you.

How will you feel?

This one should be able to ascertain long before marriage.
Unless the guy gets the wife from a marriage agency and marries her on the same day.

 

[jw5]

If you have a mother that farts every time. When she wake up beside you. When she is having breakfast lunch dinner. When she is with your family, farting non stop in front of your relatives. With you in a lift and she farts and everybody staring at you.

How will you feel?

Your mother won't be waking up beside you.
Anyway, you can't choose your mother, whereas you can choose your wife.

 

[Patriot]

A couple in Taiwan were granted a divorce because the wife refused to consummate their marriage even one year after marraige. She slept fully dressed on their wedding night, and brushed her husband away when he tried to sleep with her.

There is nothing strange about this reason. It's a wonder that the husband took so long to divorce her.

Perfectly legitimate reason for divorce!

 

[drifter]

There is nothing strange about this reason. It's a wonder that the husband took so long to divorce her.

Perfectly legitimate reason for divorce!

if one person want to divorce he or she could find millions of reasons.....

 

[Ash007]

Heard from a NZ lawyer friend that he once had a client who filed for divorce as her husband had a bad case of flatulence and farts non-stop.

They should have gotten this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw

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[glockman]

Some seek divorce because husband wants too much sex, others because husband does not provide enough sex. Hiaz, women are so difficult to please.