And surprise, surprise... MSD (Merck) recently launched a campaign pimping their HPV vaccines to kids. You might see the ads on the Clear Channel boards at bus stops.
If men stop licking and eating pussies, then the rates of head and neck cancers will drop.
However they refuse to give the stats for Muslim men. I bet the incidence of head and neck cancers is much lower because we wash it thoroughly after every visit to the toilet.