the pastor's ass and nicole

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS IN THE FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story:

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery ... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
 
suppose nicole and gohmengseng were pictured lim kopi, what would the outcome be?

pap would have used the shits times to shoot down 2 pesky birds with one shot. LOL :D
 
suppose nicole and gohmengseng were pictured lim kopi, what would the outcome be?

pap would have used the shits times to shoot down 2 pesky birds with one shot. LOL :D

Only one pesky crow lah!... but they might anger the Intergalatical alliance...ha ha ha , the other bird they will miss by 100km:D
 
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comparing pamer n his mango and yaw shin leong with his angel, both are similarly adultery. but the former was glorified while the latter was horrendously crucified.

is that some kind of pap's marketing packaging which can turn shits to smell good?
 
Threads like this used to garner so much attention to bob back in his heyday now he's starving for attention
 
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS IN THE FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story:

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery ... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.

This reminds me a of a story PAPAYA wants to get into every one asses!

Because Papaya create new rules and laws into ParLeeMent, all rules and regulation makes
money by means of fines, penalty, tender, infringement & defamation!! all these equals to Money money!!
 
any photos taken with opposition members kenna fixed by PAP.
now we are getting into sissy politic, si boh!

This reminds me a of a story PAPAYA wants to get into every one asses!

Because Papaya create new rules and laws into ParLeeMent, all rules and regulation makes
money by means of fines, penalty, tender, infringement & defamation!! all these equals to Money money!!
 
You'll be surprised....
Just refer to those fucktards here who value highly their 'reputation' and 'credibility' here

if they do, they are exactly like the paps and the biggest farker being the pinkiest clown who actually do not ve much credibility.
 
This reminds me a of a story PAPAYA wants to get into every one asses!

Because Papaya create new rules and laws into ParLeeMent, all rules and regulation makes
money by means of fines, penalty, tender, infringement & defamation!! all these equals to Money money!!

that's why they are arses of the super anal-retentive order.
 
any photos taken with opposition members kenna fixed by PAP.
now we are getting into sissy politic, si boh!

don't forget, pinky loves doing the catwalk. he doesn't walk like a man. he sahsay like a guniang!
 
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